Comments on: Album Review: THE REAL BURNOUTS “Post Show Post Traumatic Ultimate Mundane”

By: the_REAL_BURNOUTS

the_REAL_BURNOUTS — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 17:54:26 +0000

thanks for the review monty. always with the nail on the head, you are!!! just a reminder for all of those not “lucky” enough to have heard the new album yet, it has not been officially released yet. be sure to check cozyhomerecords.com in april to secure your place in history.

By: smally

smally — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:07:37 +0000

Is it the inevitable by-product of this being a Real Burnouts post that dialogue like this exists?

By: monty

monty — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:25:56 +0000

groping in the wilderness

By: fufar

fufar — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:38:38 +0000

Group Grope/Grope for Peace

By: monty

monty — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:37:45 +0000

Wow. I’m glad that I can spark a conversation just by one flippant remark.

I’m not Swedish, by the by. All apologies accepted, nonetheless.

By: rob

rob — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:33:24 +0000

And that wouldn’t be the first Pretty Things reference on this web page.

By: rob

rob — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:32:05 +0000

“What on earth is stochastic implications”

Ok, I’ll chip that you grab my dribble on the note of abstrabtion, righ? Well then, shovel this for some cheese. Think of a plosion– plosive right? Now consider the fraphrodill when claffs primp out fast at 5:03 just after dawn. Zen for a zen the bomb. The bomb brings and brings, until we have all been brought out big. When one abstrabs the non-orderliness of each element, each fluff of chizz brings. It brings alright. It brings big. And what you get? Stochastic implications.

By: rob

rob — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:26:14 +0000

I bet he is a Swede. And I guarantee old Mr. Evasion will try and cover it up. Just like him, old Monty. Never walks in a straight line.

By: smally

smally — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:21:29 +0000

Nice working title, I like that a lot.

What on earth is stochastic implications? In layman’s terms. Imagine you are talking to a cheese shoveller in a cheese factory.

Exciting times in Cozy Homeland – new Burnouts and new External World… you can’t argue with that.

By: rob

rob — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:14:45 +0000

You know what, Smally? I just realized that my sole reason for writing the word “aunty” was that it rhymes with Monty. That and the very real incidents that I won’t get into at this time. Now how meta is this? What nationality is Leuthausen anyway, Monty?

“Any strange sounds cooking over at the Levy household these days?”

Oh yes! The new External World cd-r is out any day now, and we are very pleased, even smug, about our Shit. But I say smug in a sincerely voracious way. And by “sincerely” I really mean “enkindled” with stochastic or fractal/spaszsodic implications). The working title (and this could change) is Times New Roman. We didn’t realize it at the time but it explores a theme of ambitious adventures that are all somehow deeply rooted in folly.

By: smally

smally — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:25:16 +0000

Wow, you Americans are a complex lot. It’s like a whole other language sometimes (except when you start a sentence with “shit”).

Apologies accepted. Except the Swedish bit. I can’t really speak for an entire country I have no relation to. And the Aunty bit for that matter too.

Any strange sounds cooking over at the Levy household these days?

By: rob

rob — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:24:28 +0000

gropee (the one who gets groped).
groovy.

By: rob

rob — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:09:12 +0000

Also, I apologize for starting my message with “Shit,” when Smally also started his messages with “Shit,”. I also apologize for Germany’s invasion of Sweden in 1944, and the stain on your aunty’s bed sheet.

By: rob

rob — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:07:17 +0000

Actually I meant to write “gropy” anyway, and accidentally typed “groovy”.

By: rob

rob — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:05:59 +0000

Shit now I’m the bad guy? I was just quoting your exact words as I misremembered them exactly.

By: smally

smally — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:59:26 +0000

Shit. You mean “Monty” isn’t real?

What about “Rinse, Lather, Repeat” magazine? Is that real? I really hope it is.

If it isn’t we should make it real.

Really.

By: monty

monty — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:38:33 +0000

Well, I wouldn’t exactly call myself a groupie… Or Mike Zombek for that matter… Guess again!!!

By: rob

rob — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:48:16 +0000

I was going to ask who wrote this, but then I remembered seeing the name Monty in association with someone who definitely would write about the Real Burnouts (hint: their only non-sexual groupie). As for the new LP I can’t wait to hear it! I hope to see Paul and get a copy when I’m in Utica next weekend.