We caught up with Paul Le Keux somewhere in another stratosphere altogether…

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?

-’Nuggets: Original Artyfacts from the first psychedelic movement 1965-68′ …four discs of joy.

2 Who is your favourite artist?

Gustav Klimt… or Robert Crumb if it comes down to fun over pleasure.

3 Favourite chord?

-’E’. It worked throughout Bo Diddley’s career so it’s alright with me!

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?

-Yes… everyone wants a challenge.

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?

-Conservative, but only because it was the better of two evils.

6 Favourite fiction writer?

-Evelyn Waugh.

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?

-William Blake, Bettie Page, Peter Cook, Sun Ra and Les Dawson.

8 What pisses you off?

-Provincial ignorance and small-town fear.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?

-’Oh Child’ because it sounds like it was written by Leadbelly rather than myself. I didn’t write it… I received it.

10 One wish – what would it be?

-My family and friends would be happy throughout their lives.

11 Favourite band?

-Even if they were all written out in front of me, I still couldn’t decide.

12 3 websites worth checking out?

-www.psychedelicartists.org, failblog.org and daydreamgeneration.com (duh).

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?

-’Full Metal Jacket’ movie poster, Elvis Costello and Jodie Foster (I really loved her up until ‘Nell’).

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?

-When my friend tried explaining what a nut allergy was to a non-english speaking waiter at a restaurant. His life was in their hands.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?

-Saxaphone

16 Preferred mode of travel?

-I find bus journeys pleasing as long as their not stuck on the motorway.

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?

-’Sea of Love’ -Cat Power
-’Talk About It’ -Mighty Diamonds
-’Thieves Like Us’ -New Order
-’Eternal Light’ -Teenage Fanclub
-’Rock Me Mama’ -Arthur Crudup

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?

-Snowmen. They are a monolith to the magic of christmas.

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?

-The Stones at Wembley before it was pulled down. I’m not usually a fan of big stadium gigs, but Mick and co were on fire that night (and I didn’t have to pay for the ticket).

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?

-I can’t really think of any. All hold meaning and pleasure. I’m not hip enough to decide what is culturally embarrassing anyway.

21 Favourite drink?

-Red wine.

22 Drug of choice?

-It was ecstacy, it’s now red wine.

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

-Kestral.

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?

-Impressively bronzed.

25 Are you good at any sports?

-No

26 Last book you read?

-’The Electric Koolaid Acid Test’ by Tom Wolfe

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?

-What time is it?

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?

-My girlfriend is gorgeous. I wonder if she’s up for a bit.

29 Describe your music in three words?

-Soulful, retrospective, zero-gravity.

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

-My girlfriend, to find out if i’m good in the sack.

31 Favourite comedian?

-Either Bill Hicks, Frankie Howerd or Woody Allen… I’ll go for Woody.

32 What colour is your front door?

-Deep red.

33 Favourite film?

-Twelve Angry Men

34 A quote that stuck in your head?

-’A lie can travel half way around the world before the truth can get its trousers back on’. -Mark Twain.

35 Favourite subject at school?

-Art

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?

-I’d like it to be Robert Mitchum but i’d probably end up with Hugh Grant or some other cunt.

37 What music makes you want to dance?

-Most types, but reggae more so than others.

38 What should they write on your gravestone?

-’Dig that crazy cat’

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

-Roads are easy, back alleys maketh the man.

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?

-28… I was a late starter.

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?

-A UFO near Lutterworth.

42 Favourite smell?

-Petrol, but not in an ‘Apocalypse Now’ sense. It reminds me of holidays.

43 Favourite sound?

-Oscillations from an analogue modular synthesizer.

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?

-Swings.

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?

-George… Hari-krishna.

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?

-’The Sound’. They’re awesome. They’re two 16 year old twins who play and write psych-pop gems. We’re releasing a colaborative single with them soon.

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?

-’Talking dogs’

48 Cats or dogs?

-DOGS!! All the way.

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?

-Old-school mime artist… like Marcel Marceau.

50 Favourite book?

-’Brideshead Revisited’ by Evelyn Waugh.

51 Have you ever been on TV?

-Not to my knowledge.

52 Have you ever been arrested?

-Not to my knowledge.

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?

-’Old Shep’. Empty that fuckin’ bar!

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?

-No.

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?

-I prefer coffee, but at 33, my body will no longer tolerate more than four cups a day so it’s detox tea in the evening.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?

-I’ve been several, but my likeing for poetry and coffee now points me towards beatnik I suppose.

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?

-Selling blinds.

58 What’s brown and sticky?

-Treacle.

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?

-Yes, but I can’t talk about them here.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?

-8 with Uberfuzz and 2 with Rocketships of Love. All hold equal importance although I rarely listen to the older ones.

61 Where in the world would you like to go?

-Japan.

62 Favourite kind of cloud?

-Single vapour trails.

63 Favourite line from a song?

-”The ghost of electricity howls through the bones in her face, where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place”.

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?

-Being the home of Spacemen 3, it’s great. But there arn’t enough bands that recognize that heritage.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)

-’Supergroups’ generally suck, but for the sake of this question: Scott Walker (vox), James Williamson (guitar), Jah Wobble (bass), David Lovering (drums) and Brian Eno (synth).

66 Favourite cover art?

-The cover of ‘Blue Train’ by John Coltrane is pretty classic and iconic, plus it’s up on my wall too, so that’d have to be up with one of my best.

67 Early bird or night owl?

-Both are possible, but harder to execute when in your thirties.

68 Which of the seven sins are you?

-Gluttony.

69 Three words people use to describe you?

-I’ve never asked them.

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?

-Phone my family.

71 Do you support any sports teams?

-No.

71 What do you want for Christmas?

-For my family to be together.

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?

-’The Sometimes Song’ by The Wheelies.

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?

-With my Caribbean cooking; yes.

74 What’s the first thing you remember?

-Being in a pushchair. Can’t remember where though.

75 How do you go about writing a song?

-By thinking about an emotion, a person or an experience. Experience is the key to a great song. If not, I rip off an obscure song that not many have heard.

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

-My beard.

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?

-Tell the truth.

78 Do you smoke?

-Yes.

79 Tell us a joke?

-What’s the hardest part about rollerblading? …Telling your parents you’re gay.

80 Pick a card, any card?

-Jack of diamonds.

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?

-This one.

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?

-Delta Mississippi; 1930′s. Social unrest, alcoholism, murder, but surrounded by all those heroes of the blues.

83 Favourite philosopher?

-Not fully a philosopher, but William Blake’s words always make me happy.

84 Do you have any pets?

-A wonderful dog called Molly who’s currently on the cover of the new Rocketships of Love album.

85 Ever climbed a mountain?

-In Wales. But it was one of those ‘starter’ mountains.

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?

-I’m a media, design and moving image lecturer at a college in the midlands.

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?

-Yes. State diagnosed too.

88 Favourite poet?

-Either Ginsberg or Larkin. I like Plath, but I find her hard going.

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?

-I’m not really plussed about large amounts of cash so not much… I certainly wouldn’t go on ‘Deal Or No Deal’; what a bunch of twats!!

90 Adrenalin junky?

-I find that adrenalin gets in the way of reflection.

91 What bands have you been in?

-White Star, Bluesude Hughes, Crime Scene Cleaners, Uberfuzz, Rocketships of Love, The Urgz.

92 Favourite board game/computer game?

-I’m not into either.

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.

-I record onto a Fostex 8-track for a warm analogue sound then i’ll often master stuff (if at all) on a Mac. I use a Yamaha acoustic, Microkorg analogue synth, Epiphone Dot hollow body guitar, Fender jazz bass, Yamaha electric organ, Alden 12-string hollow body electric guitar, xylophone, 1965 Baldwin Vibraslim hollow body electric bass, Boss drum machine, sitar, bongos, tambourine, shakers, guiro, Vietnamese jaw harp, stylophone, Mexican pan pipes, Vietnamese wrist bells and various other percussion instruments from around the world. I bought a snake charming flute from Sri Lanka but it bust before I got chance to record it.

94 A character you love from a book or a film?

-I love the full-on bastard persona of Bogard’s Sam Spade in ‘The Maltese Falcon’.

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?

Probably Claudia Cardinale.

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?

I wouldn’t fuck with evolution. The charts are clear evidence that evolution is fucking with us.

97 What kind of drunk are you?

Friendly and accomodating until it comes to who’s got rights to the stereo.

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?

‘Marquee Moon’ by Television.

99 What are your musical plans for the future?

Enjoy it at its own pace. It seems to work better when it’s not forced.

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

www.acidray.com
www.myspace.com/uberfuz2
www.myspace.com/rocketshipsoflove

Here’s Bobby…

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?

Probably Guided By Voices’ Bee Thousand. Never get sick of it.

2 Who is your favourite artist?

Once again, I go the GbV route and say Bob Pollard

3 Favourite chord?

D for definitely.

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?

God gave rock n’ roll to ya.

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?

The only one that matters at this point.

6 Favourite fiction writer?

Don’t read much fiction, but Tolkein was the shit.

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?

Bob Pollard, Jesus, the Buddha, Charles Bukowski, and Smally cos I think he’d get a kick out of it.

8 What pisses you off?

Pissed off people.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?

We Love You.

10 One wish – what would it be?

To be able to shut my mind off at will.

11 Favourite band?

Why, GbV, of course!

12 3 websites worth checking out?

I don’t really use the web much anymore… Maybe cozyhomerecords.com, daydreamgeneration.com, and thefigmints.com. Sure, that’ll work. dictionary.com is pretty good….

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?

Nirvana, Pear Jam, and Metallica. Dude.

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?

Never got to that point. But I did throw up once. It was great.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?

The piano.

16 Preferred mode of travel?

Foot.

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?

Don’t got no iPod…

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?

Sledging? Like sledgehammers? Yeah!!!

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?

The Warlocks and The Gris Gris at the Bowery Ballroom in NYC.

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?

Too many to list. Seriously.

21 Favourite drink?

Old Fashioned. That’s Bourbon, bitters and club soda… Mmmmm…

22 Drug of choice?

Used to be coke… Ahem… Like the soda, yeah… That’s it… Now it’s just good ol’ booze. Maybe psilocybin…

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

Homo Erectus

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?

Meh…

25 Are you good at any sports?

Nope. Well, I guess I’m pretty good at video bowling with my buddy, the Wii.

26 Last book you read?

The Art of War

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?

Oh fucking hell, not again…

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?

Why?Why-why-why-why-why?????

29 Describe your music in three words?

Absolutely fucking brilliant.

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

Someone with a lot of money, so I could pay my tuition in advance.

31 Favourite comedian?

Neil Hamburger.

32 What colour is your front door?

Brown.

33 Favourite film?

The Fellowship of the Ring.

34 A quote that stuck in your head?

“Goddammit!! Never leave a man behind!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

35 Favourite subject at school?

Probably history, or math.

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?

Tom Selleck.

37 What music makes you want to dance?

ESG, Animal Collective, Motown, Michael Jackson before the third nose job.

38 What should they write on your gravestone?

Don’t want one. Too expensive, and it just clutters up the Earth. Y’dig?

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

6,665,420,319.1314599999…

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?

Whenever I figured out what melody was.

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?

My friend Johnny’s face appearing on a wall in Benny’s basement… Then it turned into Jesus. Then I said, “Jesus!”

42 Favourite smell?

Grillin’

43 Favourite sound?

Feedback.

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?

Whoa, those last three ain’t part of American English, but I get the gist… Roundabout.

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?

Goddammit Smally, don’t ask me that. I don’t wanna get beat up for not saying Ringo.

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?

www.frogvillemusic.com

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?

48 Cats or dogs?

Dogs.

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?

The ringmaster.

50 Favourite book?

Oh, I don’t know….

51 Have you ever been on TV?

Yep.

52 Have you ever been arrested?

Nope.

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?

Loser, Fight For Your Right (To Party), Surrender, I Wanna Be Sedated.

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?

Every time I look in the mirror… Oooooh, creepy.

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?

Black with sugar. And very strong.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?

No.

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?

Gas station in Herkimer, NY. I lasted half an hour.

58 What’s brown and sticky?

Oh, don’t even get me started.

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?

Can’t say that I dream often enough to have anything happen more than once….

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?

Seven. I think Exercises In Futility is the best (plug plug… Buy my record!!!)

61 Where in the world would you like to go?

Scotland.

62 Favourite kind of cloud?

Altocumulus at sunset.

63 Favourite line from a song?

Wrapped in a cocoon of skintight buffoonery… Now here’s the plan. (Guided By Voices)

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?

Nonexistent.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)

Bob Pollard, Brian Eno, Robert Fripp, Krist Novoselic, Mike Garguilo.

66 Favourite cover art?

In The Court of the Crimson King

67 Early bird or night owl?

Depends on my agenda, eh?

68 Which of the seven sins are you?

Sloth… Only cos I’m trying to work on getting rid of gluttony and pride.

69 Three words people use to describe you?

Quiet, nice, drunk. Two of those are totally inaccurate.

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?

Take some pills and go to sleep.

71 Do you support any sports teams?

Syracuse Orangemen basketball, yo! Go Big East!!!

71 What do you want for Christmas?

Animal liberation.

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?

Don’t Ask Me Again What I Dreamt by Becky N

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?

Just made some kick ass baked shells & cheese last night… Mmmmmm….

74 What’s the first thing you remember?

A metal railing on a concrete staircase, and a question without an answer.

75 How do you go about writing a song?

If I only knew…

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Not enough hair on my head.

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?

“Be the change you want to see in the world.” It’s become a cliche by now, but really. Think about it.

78 Do you smoke?

Sometimes I wish I never quit…

79 Tell us a joke?

How can you tell if an elephant’s been in yr cupboard? There are footprints in the peanut butter!!!

80 Pick a card, any card?

Bill Gates’ Visa.

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?

How will I know?

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?

NYC 1982

83 Favourite philosopher?

Ah shit… Maybe Lao Tzu

84 Do you have any pets?

Ah, my lovely pit bull, Mishu.

85 Ever climbed a mountain?

Yeah. Then I got a migrane threw up. I hated it, but the scenery was grand!

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?

Direct care for the developmentally disabled

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?

I don’t even want to comment.

88 Favourite poet?

Jim Carroll

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?

Kill any living thing.Well, I guess unless it was a bug. Or fish, maybe but I’d have to think long and hard about that.

90 Adrenalin junky?

Nah, just the regular kind.

91 What bands have you been in?

Oh. Well… From the beginning: David’s Boys; The Chesterfield Medical Experiment; Acoustic Mayhem; The Groan-Ups; Yous Guys; The Fucking Flame; The Real Burnouts; Pinky Stink’s Problem; Arthur Rules; Electric City Subway, Euro Language Abusive, the original Utica Flower Co. (Plural Noun); Fig Mints (of Your Imagination). Probably some others too…

92 Favourite board game/computer game?

Chess, even though I suck.

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.

Tascam 488, Sony Minidisc deck, lots of outdated stuff.

94 A character you love from a book or a film?

Ted Theodore Logan

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?

Rita Hayworth

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?

I don’t fuck with nature.

97 What kind of drunk are you?

Depends on how many days running.

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?

Sonic Youth’s Washing Machine

99 What are your musical plans for the future?

Just keep cranking, and maybe get a band together.

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

www.thefigmints.com and www.cozyhomerecords.com

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?

Sacrifice.

2 Who is your favourite artist?

Wassily Kandinsky

3 Favourite chord?

This one formed the basis of a tuning I like:

D7th (without a 3rd) – from top to bottom, it’s: D A D A C D.

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?

Can God invent a rock?

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?

Cynthia McKinney

6 Favourite fiction writer?

Hard, because I don’t read a lot of fiction.

Let’s say Ray Bradbury.

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?

Sam Gorski, Brendon Hertz, Noni Fineberg, Bird, and Smally OM.

8 What pisses you off?

Waste and consumptive excess. Also, being interrupted when I’m on a good roll with a project.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?

Sold for wind

10 One wish – what would it be?

To introduce one novel quanta into the circuitry of tommorrow’s brain.

11 Favourite band?

I actually don’t have a favorite band right now; I’ve been really mood-dependant in my listening choices.

12 3 websites worth checking out?

http://www.folkstreams.net/

http://processing.org/

http://med.stanford.edu/personal/pointfinder/

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?

Not really. I did have some neato glow-in-the dark stars, though.

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?

Reading the running commentary that accompanied the (enormous) list of mispellings of my last name.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?

Hmmm, right now, that’d be anything with a double reed.

16 Preferred mode of travel?

Foot.

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots – The Flaming Lips

dad wanted melody – Simon Piler

Cannon Ball Blues – Jelly Roll Morton

This is the Future – Brendon Hertz and The Burnt Orange Crayons

Hard Time Killin’ Floor Blues – Skip James

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?

Oh, sledding! I love it. I like to crosscountry ski, too.

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?

ACK! That’s very hard.

But Roscoe Mitchell playing the Madison Center for the Creative and Cultural Arts. (Just for the impact it had on my mind.)

Runner-up: The Flaming Lips live; with Wayne Coyne rolling directly over me and Brendon in an inflatable ball at the beginning of the show. And having the time of his life while doing it.

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?

Chumbawumba’s ‘Tubthumper’

21 Favourite drink?

Gin and Tonic

22 Drug of choice?

Well, I guess besides Caffiene that would have to be the suite of compounds in jimsonweed seeds, mainly Atropine.

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

Wait. I AM an animal.

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?

Eye-rending Chartruse.

25 Are you good at any sports?

Ultimate frisbee, especially defense.

26 Last book you read?

‘Earthlight’ by Arthur C. Clarke.

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?

Usually, “Okay, motion now.”

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?

Mad colors / Winging shapes.

29 Describe your music in three words?

Falling down stairs. (Small/Subdividing cosmic particles.)

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

Son House. So I could wear a bow-tie and play guitar with one finger and flatten you to the wall with my voice. Still working on the one finger bit, seriously. When I breathe it will rattle like the the percussion of the earth.

HUMAN BEINGS

HUMAN BEINGS
HUMAN BEINGS!

WAKE UP

JUMP!

31 Favourite comedian?

Charlie Chaplin

32 What colour is your front door?

Wood colored.

33 Favourite film?

Adaptation

34 A quote that stuck in your head?

Eadem mutata resurgo (“Changed and yet the same, I rise again”)

35 Favourite subject at school?

Always split between science and the arts. I especially liked biology, chemistry, and sculpture.

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?

Anybody know any young, goofy-looking actors with beards?

37 What music makes you want to dance?

Zydeco and Animal Collective.

38 What should they write on your gravestone?

Well, I don’t really want a gravestone, nor to be buried, but if I do end up with one:

“Paul Bunyan”

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

Several.

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?

About two weeks after I bought my first guitar. That’d be the Spring of 2003?

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?

Ya, right. Here’s a good one, anyway…

Jokertown:

When we approached there were two kids lowering another kid off of the porch by his feet. When we went inside, the green shag carpet was covered in smashed beerbottles (they had been playing ‘baseball’ (so we were told. The bat sat by the door.) There was a ultrastained, uncovered matress in the stairwell were the walls were all duct taped over with egg-crate foam. On one side, entire wall of amplifiers. When you went back in the living room, people were crashed-out on the couches – but the legs were all sawn off, so they sat flush with the floor. And two guys with skateboards were doing in-place tricks over the broken glass. The shelves had nothing but books on philosophy. There was a rotting turkey carcass as a delightful centerpiece to the room.

I think Hieronymus Bosch did a painting of this place.

42 Favourite smell?

This award might have to go to Asclepias pumila (Plains Milkweed). Dry, but very zesty and fragrant smelling flowers. They are small, white, and almost leathery to the touch.

43 Favourite sound?

Rain on the roof.

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?

WOW, that was like reading Greek for an instant. Then I realized we were talking about playground equipment. That’d have to be the ‘climbing frame’, I think.

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?

John. (Used to be George and still close, of course.)

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?

Venice Gas House Trolley. Here’s one of my favorite songs of theirs:

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/flowpoetry/music%20archives/Garden.mp3

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?

That shot of those dogs. WOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgoW9OWM80

48 Cats or dogs?

DOGS

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?

A Clown, undoubtedly.

50 Favourite book?

This is a hard question. In the end, I’m going with ‘In Praise of Plants’ by Francis Halle. A very thoughtful discourse on the relationship between form and function… with intermittent cartoons.

51 Have you ever been on TV?

Actually, yeah, lots of times. My dad is a photographer for the local news station in my hometown, so as a kid I was always showing up in stories. Not so much anymore, of course.

52 Have you ever been arrested?

Nope.

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?

I’ve only sung ‘Man of Constant Sorrow’. *(At an extremely rural Country Music bar surrounded by citrus groves in Florida. People started going pretty crazy and whooping.)

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?

Presumably.

I also got killed by a posessed person:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43941934

(11:23)

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?

Coffee: thick-black, brewed with a pinch of cinnamon. Tea in the afternoons.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?

Well, at one point I was living the fundementals of West Coast hippie / Neobeat fellow. Though that will probably always stick with me, I kinda live the ‘Turn Of Last Century Gang’ lifestyle now. There will always be a very dense ember of Who-derived Mod in my heart as well.

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?

Honestly, I haven’t had many bad jobs. I guess I’m lucky, there. But it’d have to be my first, working at a pizza place.

58 What’s brown and sticky?

Maple syrup. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?

Two extinct, one extant:

#1. This Eric Carle style Uroburos (green, against a plain white background as in the ‘Very Hungry Caterpillar’) would eat itself until it was just a ball, and then ‘Pop!’ would disappear and start all over again. (Stopped around age six or seven.)

#2. Irritating Baseball Dream – Basically the ball would come and I’d try to hit it, but it would impossibly curve around the bat at the last second. However, before it got to the catchers glove, I’d reverse time, ‘unswinging’ the bat, and rewinding the ball back about 20 feet, then try again. I always missed. This one was where I started to realize I had conscious control over things in my dreams. It doesn’t work like in real life, of course. (Became infrequent around age 14 or 15.)

#3. Teeth falling out! I’m still having this one. My teeth are loose, or I’m picking at them, and they just keep falling out. GAD! I think this is probably a remnant from when this actually (sort of) happened to me in the Great Plains. Picking at one of my molars and half of it cracked out. The size of a pea. WHOA. No pain, no nothing… didn’t see a dentist for 5 months. Apparently it was cracked from when they put in the original filling.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?

I think I’m up to 13 with KINGTIME, but there should be some good archival releases coming up soon. (I’m pretty excited, actually.)

I have a lot of favorites for a lot of different reasons. I listen to ‘Short Score’s Album’ the most, but I think my overall favorite is ‘Simon Piler and The Atom Band’.

61 Where in the world would you like to go?

Australia, Nepal, Peru, Great Britain, and Ireland are all high on my list right now. I’d like to spend some time in the Midwest, again, too. The shores of Lake Superior or exploring Chicago.

62 Favourite kind of cloud?

Lenticular.

63 Favourite line from a song?

Well, my favorite lyrics are probably to Phish’s ‘Train Song’. But it’s a story, so the lines all depend on each other for their might.

Otherwise,

“If I had a pair of eyes on the back of my head for each time

You forgot to think of all the things you forgot to talk about when you took a bite out of my spine,

I would have a lot of eyes on the other side, wouldn’t I? Wouldn’t that just be fine.”

- They Might Be Giants, Letterbox

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?

A few local bluegrass jammers.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)

Muddy Waters – singing

Roscoe Holcomb – banjo (instead of guitar, though he played both) and harmony vocals

John Entwistle – bass

Steven Drozd – drums

Page McConnell – keyboards and effects

66 Favourite cover art?

From the album Billy Breathes.

67 Early bird or night owl?

Very much an early bird, actually.

68 Which of the seven sins are you?

Lust.

69 Three words people use to describe you?

Odd bearded kid.

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?

Listen to a song.

71 Do you support any sports teams?

Well, hell, I’m from Wisconsin! Obviously the Packers! (Even though I don’t watch TV. Nor know who they are playing any given week. Nor know if they won or lost when they are done playing. Or care what their record is, except I like them to win because if they don’t everyone I know back home is really depressed for 18 to 24 hours.) Despite all these wimpy things, my blood still runs Green and Gold. It’s hereditary.

71 What do you want for Christmas?

Bopcrons.

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?

ACK! How about ‘Burnt Trees Dead Leaves’. Second only to ‘Let’s Start A Country’, which is the song that really got me hooked on DG.

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?

I like to make curries and Cuban food. And sourdough.

74 What’s the first thing you remember?

My childhood neighborhood; how sunny it was, getting feet stained by Black Walnut rinds, stealing green apples from the neighbor’s house. A large row of lilacs. The peeling yellow paint on the duplex. Rabbits in the two-story cedar.

75 How do you go about writing a song?

This is another hard question, but I’ll give it a shot.

It’s sort of a multi-stage process. Right now, I’m in the ‘accumulation’ stage, where I get myself pretty weird by sitting around and aimlessly staring off into space / surfing the web. (Not much difference, is there?) Then just trying to improvise at the right times and in the right sonic spaces to get music to pop out. Sometimes it’s just ‘record as much as you can’, sometimes it’s ‘wait for a melody’. Sleep deprivation, caffiene, fapping marathons, theatrics, thistle-walking, getting lost in nature, observing stuff, and stretching are all methods I use to culture creative spaces.

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Dogmer.

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?

“Relax.”

78 Do you smoke?

Not anymore… A wily case of pneumonia sorta took all the fun out of it.

79 Tell us a joke?

A skeleton walks into a bar; orders a beer and a mop.

80 Pick a card, any card?

Jack of Spades.

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?

What is space?

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?

I’d meet my great-grandad. On his farm in Racine, WI, sometime around 1935 or so.

83 Favourite philosopher?

Fa-tsang and his hall of mirrors.

84 Do you have any pets?

Not right now; I don’t feel like I could take care of a dog properly.

85 Ever climbed a mountain?

Why, yes. As a matter of fact, I love climbing mountains! Mmmmmmmmountain….

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?

I’m a low-rung sound scientist. I mostly do data-analysis and repair equipment.

And, it’s a seasonal gig, so next month, WHO KNOWS???

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?

Bog branches bloomin’.

88 Favourite poet?

It’s a tie between Gary Snyder and Jalal ad-D?n Rumi.

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?

Do you mean to say, ‘What wouldn’t I do even if offered a million dollars to do it?’ Rape someone. I can’t think of anything more horrible or gross.

90 Adrenalin junky?

Not in the least. Though I used to do Wildland Firefighting, though, which is typically the choice-sport for Adrenaline Junkies.

91 What bands have you been in?

Something About Pirates

Hamiltonian Circuit

Chime Collective

Bloom (short lived, but awesome – backing group for Raka Bandyo. We also played as ambiance music for the areal dance troupe, ‘Cycropia’.)

Unnamed Fantasy-Metal Folk Band (Oh, well… so dense with potential that it collapsed inwards on itself. The roots of The Atom Band, really.)

92 Favourite board game/computer game?

I probably got the most enjoyment out of the original Half-Life – multiplayer mode. As kids we’d ride our bikes to the university library and install it on their computers so we could have up to 10 playing at a time.

Runner-up: The Incredible Machine.

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.

Well, a 4-track, but my microphone’s quarter inch cable is wacky. So, right now, I just use my computer. I also use my MP3 player’s built-in microphone – it’s great for field recordings.

94 A character you love from a book or a film?

Pere Ubu.

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?

Audrey Hepburn? No, really she was just the cutest person the history of the world.

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?

Lemur & Dog. It would make something very fast and awesome. But maybe a little scary, too.

97 What kind of drunk are you?

That’d be Sleepy/Pensive.

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?

Peter Gabriel. The 1980 one with his melting face. (I grew up as a little kid with that album. Like 5 or 6 years old and jumping-on-the-couch-dancing songs and not understanding a crumb of the political nor social sides of the album. I don’t think we listened to ‘Family Snapshot’ then, but we did listen to ‘Games Without Frontiers’ and ‘Biko’ a LOT. I really did learn about political prisoners from Peter Gabriel. And a lot about western gluttony and waste to boot. And assassination. And police brutality. And war and anarchism and apartheid… Yow.)

99 What are your musical plans for the future?

Well, I’m going to try to get the best of my older records up on CLLCT. And mayyybe (with a little help from my friends, see) organize a ‘Best of Simon Piler’ disc, too. I’m in the good part of ‘the lull’… brewing up new moods and musics. Dreamin’ a bunch.

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

http://www.myspace.com/simonpiler

http://www.cllct.com/art/simonpiler

http://theuticaflowercompany.wordpress.com/ship/cabin-5/

Just some guy…

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?
I’d have to make a mix-tape of all my favourite DG songs… sad, but true

2 Who is your favourite artist?
Let’s put Jackson Pollock and Tracey Emin in a ring and have them slog it out.

3 Favourite chord?
C

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?
Can Santa Claus fart the colours of a rainbow?

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?
The good guys

6 Favourite fiction writer?
Kerouac’s not fiction is he? So I guess I’d have to say Dostoyevsky. With Hunter S Thompson a close second (pending a drugs test).

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?
Paul Burnout on Bobby Fig Mint’s shoulders with one of those big jackets on (that’s one), Davyd Betchkal (two), Kris Baranovic (three), Becky Nosiara (four), Jon Fink with Hannah McLean in his pocket (five), and Tim Schram via live satellite link-up (just to keep the chain-saw at bay once the drinks start flowing).

8 What pisses you off?
Political apathy, little people with big umbrellas hogging the pavement, impatient people in queues virtually butt-fucking you, fascism racism homophobia, pretty much everything on my television, the Americanization of the UK’s workplace (brainstorming, process charts, and team-building… fuck off!), ghost-hunters and psychic charlatans, not being able to smoke… I’ll stop there. I’m getting pissed off just listing them.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?
The Sometimes Song or Marvin The Mollusk

10 One wish – what would it be?
World peace every time

11 Favourite band?
The Stone Roses

12 3 websites worth checking out?

http://www.cozyhomerecords.com

http://www.cllct.com

http://theuticaflowercompany.wordpress.com

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?
The Stone Roses (Fools Gold cover), a Dali print, and Juliette Lewis with her mouth open

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?
Writing the “Moon-Mission” dialogue with Simon Piler

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?
Sitar or glock

16 Preferred mode of travel?
On foot

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?
Neutral Milk Hotel ‘Ghost’
The Wheelies ‘The Boy Who Ate The World’
Warchalking ‘Diving Bell’
The Orange Drop ‘Fuck I’m A Rolling Stone’
Handwithlegs ‘Stumped’

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?
Snowballz

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?
I have never been to a good gig – Brian Jonestown Massacre was okay, so I guess it wins by default

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?
Maria McKee ‘Show Me Heaven’ is pretty fucking bad

21 Favourite drink?
Tea, coffee, diet coke

22 Drug of choice?
There was a time I would have said ‘LSD’, but nowadays it’s the slightly less psychedelic double combo of caffeine and nicotine.

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
Something busy. A weasel maybe.

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?
Communist Red

25 Are you good at any sports?
I think I’m good at pretty much any sport. Except rugby. I fucking hate rugby. I grew up in a family of people who play sport with no real books and no real music, so that stuff is in my genes – it’s just that I choose to ignore it.

26 Last book you read?
‘How To Write A Novel’ – research to work out how not to write a novel.

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?
Shit this life is relentless, where are my glasses, and fuck I need a cigarette.

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?
I love my life, oh shit here comes another idea, and fuck I need another cigarette.

29 Describe your music in three words?
Glad it’s over

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?
Someone who lives close enough to go to a Real Burnouts gig

31 Favourite comedian?
Bill Hicks

32 What colour is your front door?
Brown with seagull poop

33 Favourite film?
Life Aquatic

34 A quote that stuck in your head?
‘All life is a circle, therefore it is the going there, not the getting there that counts’

35 Favourite subject at school?
English or Art

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?
That guy from “American Pie” apparently

37 What music makes you want to dance?
Madchester

38 What should they write on your gravestone?
Write what you want, it’s not like I’ll be around to notice

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Dylan couldn’t even answer that one

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?
15

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?
Some guy and his “multi-coloured boabey” silhouetted against a square orange moon

42 Favourite smell?
Petrol

43 Favourite sound?
The sea

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?
Depends how drunk I am – sober I’d go for swings, drunk I’d stagger in the direction of the climbing frame

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?
Back to John again

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?
Ah too many. Click the links under The Utica Flower Company on the right…

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?
The one with the little fat kid on the rollercoaster always make me laugh

48 Cats or dogs?
Spiders

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?
Plate spinner

50 Favourite book?
Jack Kerouac’s ‘Selected Letters’

51 Have you ever been on TV?
Once, aged 15 talking about sex

52 Have you ever been arrested?
No, but I’ve made some spectacular getaways

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?
I sang “Common People” in a working man’s pub once. It just about started a riot. The only other one I’ll do is “Venus In Furs” just to lighten the mood.

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?
I’ve seen Ghostbusters about a thousand times

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?
Intravenously fed to me via a drip for 18 hours a day. Black or white, as long as there’s plenty of sugar. Tea in the evenings.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?
Geeknik

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?
Call centres just about killed me.

58 What’s brown and sticky?
Oh come on, it’s a stick of course…

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?
One weird one where I’m moving into a new house. There is always some kind of tunnel or old door I discover that leads into the depths of the building where there is a secret theatre and stage that nobody knows about. And then I wake up.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?
21 I think. Probably between “I Do Not Currently Own A Spaniard (Mine Died)” and “Tigermouse”

61 Where in the world would you like to go?
Back to my cloud coffin

62 Favourite kind of cloud?
Ones that meander across the sky and look a little like something else ever changing

63 Favourite line from a song?
‘I want to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free silhouetted by the sea circled by the circus sands with all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves may I forget about today until tomorrow’

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?
Scottish folk. Sad old men in bars.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)
Jane Gilmore, Bobby Rogan, Jon of the Atom, Paul Burnout, Simon Piler on sound effects and choreography

66 Favourite cover art?
I like the early Stone Roses singles

67 Early bird or night owl?
Twit twoo

68 Which of the seven sins are you?
Sloth… just show me the branch and I’ll mooch around on it all day dreaming stuff up.

69 Three words people use to describe you?
Full of shit

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?
Probably try and catch up on some sleep

71 Do you support any sports teams?
Arabs

71 What do you want for Christmas?
A sackful of time and a Utica Flower Company t-shirt

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?
How can I possibly choose? The two most played tracks on my iPod are The New Wave Dirt ‘Ghost in a Photograph’, and Becky N ‘Autopilot’.

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?
With bolts of lightning and everything.

74 What’s the first thing you remember?
Going to the hospital to see my little brother when I was two. I remember eating all the grapes that we’d brought my Mum and washing my feet in a little pool in case of verrucas. No wait, that sounds like the swimming pool. I’m confused. Why would I be eating grapes at a swimming pool?

75 How do you go about writing a song?
Fumble around in search of a melody. Then desperately write some words down at the last minute on the back of scrap paper for something to sing.

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
Just some guy in glasses.

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?
To cure hiccups: breathe in REALLY slowly until your lungs are full, hold your breath for as long as possible, and breathe out REALLY slowly. Not so easy when drunk.

78 Do you smoke?
I’m trying not to. But I’m going to go for one now.

79 Tell us a joke?
See Q58.

80 Pick a card, any card?
The 8 of Diamonds

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?
‘Smally, where exactly are you going with this?’

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?
First live reading of Ginsberg’s ‘Howl’

83 Favourite philosopher?
Although I don’t particularly dig the content, I like where Spinoza was coming from. And old Santa Marx obviously.

84 Do you have any pets?
Not since our pet rock ‘Bibby’ got swept out to sea.

85 Ever climbed a mountain?
Quite a few. I love the pointlessness of it and the feeling of being so exhausted above the clouds that you can’t even be arsed to appreciate the view when you get there. I also like diving around in untouched snow fields up them while singing Beatles songs.

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?
Daydream at the window

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?
Where to begin?

88 Favourite poet?
Bob Dylan

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?
Too many things to list here

90 Adrenalin junky?
Ahahahaha… it’s a much more meaningful form of adrenalin that I’m into.

91 What bands have you been in?
Fade, The Wheelies, Kaleidonauts, The Painted Shuts, The Utica Flower Company, Dead Canaries

92 Favourite board game/computer game?
RISK/ProEvo

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.
Crap mic, crap pc, free software, and crap headphones

94 A character you love from a book or a film?
The Scottish Dad from ‘So I Married An Axe Murderer’

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?
Assuming Tracey is still standing after the Pollock fight, she’d be back in the ring against Nico.

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?
A fox and a duck. It would be called a dox.

97 What kind of drunk are you?
Argumentative, mischievous, and clumsy. A terrible combination.

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?
The Stone Roses s/t on a bus in Belgium

99 What are your musical plans for the future?
Keep the mic firmly locked in the attic

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

http://theuticaflowercompany.wordpress.com

The one and only Becky N…

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?

Crooked Rain Crooked Rain – Pavement. I will NEVER get sick of this.

2 Who is your favourite artist?

Too many! Miranda July. Kim Gordon. Greg Spalenka. Nate Lowman!

3 Favourite chord?

Dmin7 at the moment. At least I think it’s that, I’m not too good with notation.

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?

Wow, he just proved himself out of existence! : )

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?

Politicians are evil.

6 Favourite fiction writer?

Iain Banks, in both his incarnations. And Philip Pullman, always. And Jeff Noon, Vurt was fucking brilliant.

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?

Janet Weiss, Carrie Brownstein and Corinne Tucker, Spike Jonze, and Allen Ginsberg.

8 What pisses you off?

People berating me about my generation having a bad work ethic. And then asking if I’ve got a job or a boyfriend. How about, no, no and fuck off.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?

Smells Like Teen Spirit. I got totally ripped off.

10 One wish – what would it be?

I wish for a flying carpet piloted by David Bowie.

11 Favourite band?

It changes all the time of course, but I just saw Blitzen Trapper and they were killer.

12 3 websites worth checking out?

jigsawunderground.blogspot.com/ Tobi Vail from Bikini Kill’s blog/zine thing. It’s awesome.

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?

Erm…blink…182….

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?

Almost every day, I find a lot of things really, really funny. Maybe it was when my brother and I invented ‘I can’t believe it’s not Crandley’ (a Ukrainian desert my Nana makes only at Easter)

Yeah, it’s still pretty funny.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?

Musical saw.

16 Preferred mode of travel?

Bike. And a normal one, not a motorbike (although, I wish!)

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?

King Of Carrot Flowers Part 2&3 – Neutral Milk Hotel
Love A Loser – The Raincoats
Rollercoaster – Sleater-Kinney
Chimney – Grand Salvo
Colours and the Kids – Cat Power

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?

Snowballssssssss

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?

Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks HANDS DOWN. They even beat Radiohead at V fest. Which I never would have thought possible, but it happened.

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?

I think I’ve had enough shame for one day.

21 Favourite drink?

Apple and mango juice.

22 Drug of choice?

If I wrote that on the internet I could get in trouble. On an unrelated note, baked beans are the best food ever. Would you pass me some, Lucy? Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realise you were busy in the sky with those diamonds you found.

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

A jellyfish. No bones.

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?

Tramjanglorange.

25 Are you good at any sports?

Can the pope fly?

26 Last book you read?

Zeitoun – Dave Eggers. It was really good.

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?

‘Oh, I was dreaming about seeing Bridezilla in concert because they were on my radio alarm. That makes sense. And is it 1pm already?’

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?

‘Mmm I love my bed.’

29 Describe your music in three words?

Lo-fi, acoustic, quiet

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

An astronaut.

31 Favourite comedian?

Bill Bailey!

32 What colour is your front door?

Pale green.

33 Favourite film?

Gah too hard. Mister Lonely, Stranger than Fiction, or Fight Club!

34 A quote that stuck in your head?

God is dead. – Nietzsche. That’s not really long enough to be a quote, but it’s the only one I remember from anyone. Also something about uber-mensch and everyone else being idiots. What a dude.

35 Favourite subject at school?

English.

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?

Chloe Sevigny, if I was really lucky and she was desperate and broke.

37 What music makes you want to dance?

I dance to everything, no exceptions Mozart. You thought you were off the hook.

38 What should they write on your gravestone?

‘GET OFF ME’

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

How about less testosterone fuelled masculinity tests and more chilling out about the whole thing?

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?

I was born writing songs. I came out holding a guitar. My mum was like FUUUUCKK

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?

An Okapi at the zoo. I thought it was a pokemon or something.

42 Favourite smell?

New inside of a car.

43 Favourite sound?

Maracas.

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?

I always think it’s roundabout but it’s a lot scarier than it looks.

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?

Ringo. And mainly because of Thomas the Tank Engine.

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?

http://www.myspace.com/arrowsfromthesunmusic

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?

CRISPIN IS MY HERO

48 Cats or dogs?

Both. I love both equally. And I really don’t understand ‘dog people’ who hate cats. How can you hate cats? It’s a whole species! And they’re so cool.

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?

Acrobat, in my dreams. I would have to get over my fear of both heights and going upside down.

50 Favourite book?

I’m going to say Northern Lights. But that’s really hard.

51 Have you ever been on TV?

Don’t think so. Unless my paranoia is reality and I’m in the Truman Show.

52 Have you ever been arrested?

No, yay.

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?

If I was drunk enough, probably Creep. Or Whichever Radiohead song they had. But I’ve never done real karaoke.

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?

Does Geshe-La count?

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?

With soy milk and no sugar, please. And if you only have dairy I’ll have it black.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?

Do you mean gang like the crips? Or one of those? I’m confused. I’m a bit of all of those. But not enough of any of them.

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?

Waitressing at a crap café. Boring.

58 What’s brown and sticky?

My face

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?

People I know dying in front of me, realistically.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?

Meh.

61 Where in the world would you like to go?

Iceland! And Portland, Oregon.

62 Favourite kind of cloud?

The ones that storm at the beach and look like the apocalypse.

63 Favourite line from a song?

‘I’ve got a leaf…and a spleef
Yeah, like that spleef
God bless that spleef in my mouth
Or should I say Jah baby’ – Haunt You Down

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?

There’s an insane amount of bands in Melbourne.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)

Elvis singing, Obama on guitar, Flea on bass, Barbara Streissand on drums and that guy from the Mars Volta dancing.

66 Favourite cover art?

Biffy Clyro – The Vertigo Of Bliss

67 Early bird or night owl?

The second one

68 Which of the seven sins are you?

Haha, gluttony. And sloth. Combined to make a super-sin.

69 Three words people use to describe you?

Unemployed, tall, arts student

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?

Panic and smash some windows.

71 Do you support any sports teams?

Stop talking about sport

71 What do you want for Christmas?

A beard

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?

Don’t make me choose! And how could I, there are so many, including people who aren’t doing it anymore. Everything Fig Mints, Jane Gilmore, Warchalking…

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?

Hells yes. If it’s noodles or pasta related. Or cake. That’s about it.

74 What’s the first thing you remember?

Walking to the hospital with my Nana when my brother was born. I was three.

75 How do you go about writing a song?

I go bleeeuuurrghhhh and it all comes out.

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

That’s the money shot!

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?

Stop being such a depressive wanker

78 Do you smoke?

Ye-no.

79 Tell us a joke?

The only one I can remember is truly, truly horrible and I shant repeat it. And yes, it’s about dead babies.

80 Pick a card, any card?

Erm…ace of clubs.

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?

‘What’s the plan for when you’ve finished uni?’

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?

Medieval England.

83 Favourite philosopher?

Sartre and De Beauvoir.

84 Do you have any pets?

A sometimes dog called Kanuka. He’s the best dog ever. But we just look after him, he doesn’t belong to us.

85 Ever climbed a mountain?

Totally. In Utah I was walking up this mountain in a knee length skirt, and it was barely a hike, like one of those tourist walks, and this guy walks past me in the other direction in full mountaineering gear and says ‘Nice hiking skirt.’ I was like dude…sigh.
And in Canada I did one of those bad ass all day mountain walks where it’s sunny and hot at the bottom, and then it’s snowy at the top and you have to trek it across ice in converses. Maybe I should wear proper clothes.

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?

Professional moocher.

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?

Manic depression, smiley face psychosis.

88 Favourite poet?

Sylvia Plath.

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?

Lick a poo. Or let someone vomit into my mouth.

90 Adrenalin junky?

No…adrenalin makes me nervous and clumsy.

91 What bands have you been in?

Not too many with names, I just realised.

92 Favourite board game/computer game?

I said enough shame! Board game’s a toss up between Talisman for nostalgia and Battlelore because it’s easy and fun. Computer is Fallout 3 in recent times, but Monkey Island 3 for all time.

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.

Laptop, preamp, mic. Audacity.

94 A character you love from a book or a film?
Harvey Milk, even though he was a real person too.

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?

Gael Garcia Bernal. No question.

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?

A starfish with the head of a pidgeon.

97 What kind of drunk are you?

The kind who makes jokes and then laughs at them really loudly.

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?

OK Computer I think. And then Surfer Rosa in quick succession.

99 What are your musical plans for the future?

Get some gigs for my crazy gyspy trip-hop band, start a noise band with my housemate. Basically do as much as I possibly can get away with while pretending to care about careers and stuff.

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

Just the myspace and daydream.

Is he a cat? Is he a man? Is he the reincarnation of Hendrix only white and from Peterborough? Well let’s find out…

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?

Axis as Bold as Love

2 Who is your favourite artist?

Jimi Hendrix

3 Favourite chord?

I don’t know it’s name!

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?

Nope… god IS the rock man!, yes sir.

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?

Labour when they got in to power…

6 Favourite fiction writer?

Tolkein

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?

Peter Sellars, Hunter S. Thompson, Ken Casey, William Blake, Robert Anton Wilson.

8 What pisses you off?

90% of the human race!

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?

My last one

10 One wish – what would it be?

End needless pain.

11 Favourite band?

Jesus And Marychain

12 3 websites worth checking out?

http://www.b3ta.com/

http://www.rathergood.co.uk/

http://www.gilmourish.com/

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?

Led Zepelin swan song poster… (the same one above Donny Darko‘s bed).

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?

Watching a Billy Connelly DVD.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?

Banjo.

16 Preferred mode of travel?

Astral.

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?

I don’t have one.

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?

Snowgirls.

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?

Super Furry Animals at The Forum.

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?

The Monkees.

21 Favourite drink?

Tea.

22 Drug of choice?

Hash cakes.

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

A sloth.

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?

Black with bright red flecks.

25 Are you good at any sports?

Yes.

26 Last book you read?

A Scanner Darkly.

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?

Shit, got to go to work.

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?

I just empty my mind really.

29 Describe your music in three words?

Melodic swamp trash.

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

Boris Johnston.

31 Favourite comedian?

Jack Black.

32 What colour is your front door?

White.

33 Favourite film?

The Matrix

34 A quote that stuck in your head?

None

35 Favourite subject at school?

Art.

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?

Sylvester Stallone.

37 What music makes you want to dance?

Loud dirty rock.

38 What should they write on your gravestone?

Here lies…

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

Too many.

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?

14

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?

A man who was wearing a homemade wig… it was unbelievably bad.

42 Favourite smell?

Toast.

43 Favourite sound?

Breaking glass.

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?

Swings are good.

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?

Lennon.

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?

My old drummer was in Mesh 29… They had a top 40 single.

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqC2URQstz4

48 Cats or dogs?

A catdog (see question 96)

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?

Acrobat.

50 Favourite book?

Lord Of The Rings.

51 Have you ever been on TV?

No.

52 Have you ever been arrested?

Almost.

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?

Only The Lonely

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?

Sort of.

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?

Tea.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what

gang would you be in?

Beatnik.

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?

My current job.

58 What’s brown and sticky?

Toffee.

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?

No.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?

One… Tulk…. Err, Tulk!

61 Where in the world would you like to go?

Poland.

62 Favourite kind of cloud?

Cumulous nimbus.

63 Favourite line from a song?

I gave my heart to a starship trooper.

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?

Crap.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)

Van Morrison (when he was 20‘ish), Hendrix, Jack Bruce, Ginger Baker, Steve Winwood.

66 Favourite cover art?

Atom Heart Mother

67 Early bird or night owl?

Night Owl

68 Which of the seven sins are you?

Greed

69 Three words people use to describe you?

Funny, Eccentric, Ecclectic

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?

Take a deep breath.

71 Do you support any sports teams?

No.

71 What do you want for Christmas?

A new brain.

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?

Quite a few… probably “Dinosaurs”

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?

I have good days and bad days.

74 What’s the first thing you remember?

The sound of laughter.

75 How do you go about writing a song?

Lyrics, then music.

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Two cold dead eyes.

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?

Don’t worry be happy.

78 Do you smoke?

No.

79 Tell us a joke?

Knock Knock. Who’s there?… A Jehovah witness.

80 Pick a card, any card?

Ace of Spades.

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?

That one

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?

Woodstock or the isle of white festival, yes sir.

83 Favourite philosopher?

None.

84 Do you have any pets?

A fish.

85 Ever climbed a mountain?

I’ve climbed a mountain in my soul, man.

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?

Work in a warehouse.

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?

Some minor issues maybe, but otherwise tip top.

88 Favourite poet?

Larkin.

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?

A lot of things.

90 Adrenalin junky?

Nahh, I like keeping it safe.

91 What bands have you been in?

Rattlestone, Skinny Ginger…

92 Favourite board game/computer game?

Rayman…

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.

Small mixer, monitors, a few mikes, an old PC and lots of effects pedals.

94 A character you love from a book or a film?

Frodo.

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?

Betty Page.

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?

Cat and a dod… catdog.

97 What kind of drunk are you?

A happy/depressive drunk.

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?

“Honeys Dead” by The Jesus And Maychain.

99 What are your musical plans for the future?

We’ll see..

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

Nope.

If you think it was easy tracking down this guy and his puppet, then think again.

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?

copious maximus

2 Who is your favourite artist?

duane hanson

3 Favourite chord?

C-E-G

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?

god can do anything it wants to

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?

one of em

6 Favourite fiction writer?

anyone who writes for the observer dispatch

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?

andy warhol, george washington, syd barrett, smally, wayne coyne

8 What pisses you off?

bits and bytes

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?

listen inside maybe? i don’t know i don’t play favorites

10 One wish – what would it be?

to know when i was going to die

11 Favourite band?

the monkees

12 3 websites worth checking out?

i’m sure there are plenty of them

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?

mental block

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?

daily

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?

drums

16 Preferred mode of travel?

walking

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?

hmm, is there a way to put cassette tapes on shuffle?

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?

definitely not snowballs

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?

maybe thurston moore trio?

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?

i’m proud of all of my embarrassments

21 Favourite drink?

utica club, magic hat #9, newcastle, whiskey sour

22 Drug of choice?

love

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

spider

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?

green

25 Are you good at any sports?

frisbee

26 Last book you read?

13th floor elevators bio

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?

what the fuck happened last night?

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?

i’m not going to remember this tomorrow

29 Describe your music in three words?

mediocre, lo-fi, delicious

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

bill worden

31 Favourite comedian?

showalter

32 What colour is your front door?

brown. used to be green

33 Favourite film?

head?

34 A quote that stuck in your head?

35 Favourite subject at school?

recess

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?

daniel radcliff

37 What music makes you want to dance?

afrobeat

38 What should they write on your gravestone?

i’m with stupid

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

40 or 50 years worth of roads, could just be the same one

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?

probably when i was 16, a side project of trashcan acid called the myoclonics.

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?

curtains blowing in the breeze while the window was closed

42 Favourite smell?

clean air, grill

43 Favourite sound?

thunder

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?

chute

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?

john

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?

bobby of fig mints of your imagination, jon of jon fink, rob of october terminus, tim of handwithlegs

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_TqlaZsWPA

48 Cats or dogs?

cats

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?

he guy who tortures the animals

50 Favourite book?

where’s waldo

51 Have you ever been on TV?

yes, mova tv which was local television wackiness

52 Have you ever been arrested?

no, but probably should have been several times

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?

anything by ray parker jr

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?

hmmm, weird segway, but no.

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?

with milk and sugar shock

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?

i’d be in the badass hippie beatnik gang

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?

my current one

58 What’s brown and sticky?

dog shit flavored chewing gum

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?

yes, one where i am about to be run over by a train but wait up just before it hits every time.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?

last count 14, maybe 15. they’re like my children, i hate all of them equally.

61 Where in the world would you like to go?

liverpool

62 Favourite kind of cloud?

pot smoke

63 Favourite line from a song?

“you better find yourself a worlder baby” (?) – mouse and the traps

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?

its shaken when stirred and cries itself to sleep everynight

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)

dean wareham, jimmy page, paul mccartney, hal blaine, vivian stanshall
66 Favourite cover art?

67 Early bird or night owl?

night owl

68 Which of the seven sins are you?

vanity

69 Three words people use to describe you?

handsome, super-intelligent, operable

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?

smash all my clocks and turn on npr

71 Do you support any sports teams?

the giants of new york and the devils of new jersey

71 What do you want for Christmas?

cash

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?

be right where you belong

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?

only when i discreetly order in

74 What’s the first thing you remember?

the last thing i thought of

75 How do you go about writing a song?

no set way, it dictates its own way

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

myself, or something else at an angle

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?

“its not what you know, its who you know.”

78 Do you smoke?

questionably

79 Tell us a joke?

80 Pick a card, any card?

visa

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?

this one

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?

london 1967

83 Favourite philosopher?

rob levy

84 Do you have any pets?

sort of, but i’m more their pet i think

85 Ever climbed a mountain?

no i drive around them

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?

i’m a two bit can jockey

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?

nope, all sunny in here

88 Favourite poet?

ol dirty bastard

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?

i wouldn’t do that

90 Adrenalin junky?

not really

91 What bands have you been in?

oh lord, short list: benards freek star, trashcan acid, avant audiophiles, myoclonics, chrome ghosts, the pipecleaner’s dick, the electric chairs, painted shuts, etc..

92 Favourite board game/computer game?

always been fond of chess

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.

tascam 8 track mixed to sony minidisk, then burned to cd on awai audio cd burner for masters and uploading

94 A character you love from a book or a film?

ferris bueller

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?

the sphinx

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?

i don’t know, but when it barks, you listen

97 What kind of drunk are you?

the best

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?

the monkees first album, followed by piper at the gates of dawn, and trout mask replica

99 What are your musical plans for the future?

figure i’ll figure something out

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

www.therealburnouts.com
www.myspace.com/therealburnouts
www.cozyhomerecords.com

Into the psychedelic workings of the mind behind The Red Plastic Buddha…

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?

I think I’d bring something from Ravi Shankar. Indian time signatures mystify me and I think the challenge of it would keep it fresh.

2 Who is your favourite artist?

Syd Barrett forever.

3 Favourite chord?

Bm

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?

To my understanding, God is not static, and therefore cannot be challenged by a logic exercise that is itself static. God is growing constantly, and so the rock would have to grow as well. This rock that grows suggests a living thing, so therefore it is not really a rock, but the anti-force part of God. Our goal as little spiritual hominids is to break free of the power of our own anti-force. We do this by recognizing that it exists, and by acknowledging that we have inside of us our own personal destruction. This knowledge actually empowers us to overcome the anti-force.

Sorry, but I really like this kind of question. .

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?

A young local guy called Barack Obama. I’m not entirely happy with the result.

6 Favourite fiction writer?

No way do I just give one. Sherman Alexie, Charles Dickens, John Steinbeck, Jack Keroac, Milan Kundera, Patrick MacGrath, Roddy Doyle.

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?

Groucho Marx, W.C. Fields, Marilyn Monroe, Richard Feineman, and Jacques Cousteau. Marilyn would be the bait and all the guys would try to out-clever each other to win her over. What a party.

8 What pisses you off?

Cruelty, selfishness, ignorance and fear.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?

I’m rather fond of ‘Seahorse’. I have to really concentrate when I sing it so that I don’t blubber. It’s going to be released next December on an EP of the same name.

10 One wish – what would it be?

That the human race would undergo a massive, all at once, spiritual evolution.

11 Favourite band?

The Asteroid # 4 from Philly. Fucking brilliant.

12 3 websites worth checking out?

I spend too much time on these:

www.gigposters.com

www.pandora.com

www.lastfm.com

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?

When I was a teenager, I’m pretty sure those were called cave paintings.

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?

When I went camping with friends last month.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?

Probably keyboards. There’s so much there.

16 Preferred mode of travel?

Car.

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?

I don’t own an iPod.

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?

Sledging. Is that like sledding, but with big heavy hammers? That would kick ass!
19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?

Arthur Lee & Love comes to mind, followed by Pere Ubu & John Cale. I got to have dinner with Roky Erickson after a show a few years ago. That was very unique.

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?

Flock of Seagulls Greatest Hits.

21 Favourite drink?

I’m addicted to Pepsi.

22 Drug of choice?

chocolate

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

I’d be a hyena. They’re tough, wise, versatile, scruffy, curious, adaptable, clever, stubborn and surprisingly sweet. They look like they were made from the leftovers of all the other animals. Plus, no matter how hard things get, they’re always laughing.

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?

The color of water.

25 Are you good at any sports?

I study aikido, but that’s not really a sport. I can be competitive in most sports that are played on dry land. I swim like a rock though.

26 Last book you read?

Trancending Madness by Chogyam Trungpa

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?

There’s NO WAY it’s time to get up yet.

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?

I wish it weren’t so late.

29 Describe your music in three words?

Melody driven psychedelia

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

I’m only good at being me. If I were someone else for just a day, I’d probably get them in a lot of trouble.

31 Favourite comedian?

Bill Cosby

32 What colour is your front door?

Pink

33 Favourite film?

Amelie

34 A quote that stuck in your head?

“We must do that which we fear” – Eleanor Roosevelt.

35 Favourite subject at school?

Biology, history, political science.

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?

I think that Bill Nye would make an excellent me.

37 What music makes you want to dance?

Ramones

38 What should they write on your gravestone?

Dig this

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

Depends on the road, depends on the man.

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?

I didn’t start playing music until I was 30. I think I started writing songs a few months later after I joined my first band.

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?

I saw a guy at a baseball game once who had a fully articulated vagina growing out of his back. Even had pubic hair. Could not for the life of me figure out WHY he would have taken his shirt off in public. Perhaps he hoped to make a friend.

42 Favourite smell?

It’s a toss up between bacon, bread or coffee.

43 Favourite sound?

Robins singing in the very early morning hours. Wind in the trees. That phased-out sound the surf makes when you’re laying right down in it. Pick slides on guitar. Engines on the old muscle cars of the late 60s. Pam talking to the pets.

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?

LOL. On my playground we called them swings, merry-go-round, slides and monkey bars. In the park of my youth, there was a huge slide they put up in the summer, and we would carry our bikes to the top and ride them down. What a reckless pack of dimwits we were.

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?

John or George.

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?

Check out Constantine & The Emperors for Donovan-esque psychedelia or The Pralines for folkie roots rock.

http://www.myspace.com/constantineandtheemperors

http://www.myspace.com/thepralines

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?

Yes, The Red Plastic Buddha performing ‘Forget me Not’. Go HERE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnhBNPnEx48

48 Cats or dogs?

Can’t choose. Love them both.

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?

Either ringmaster or human cannonball.

50 Favourite book?

The Subterraneans by Jack Kerouac

51 Have you ever been on TV?

Yep.

52 Have you ever been arrested?

Not officially, but I’ve been in the backseat of many police cars.

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?

I used to go to karaoke with my first band after every practice, so we could get comfortable singing in front of people. I would always do the Bryan Ferry version of Jealous Guy. The girls really liked that. Haven’t been to karaoke in many years.

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?

Maybe. Saw a shadow move between gravestones when I was a youngster in a cemetery. Couldn’t catch it though.

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?

Coffee is more convenient here – black, please. But tea with sugar and milk is wonderful.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?

I don’t fit in anywhere. I’m a psychedelic punk rocker from Mars. But if there were other psychedelic punk rockers from Mars, I wouldn’t fit in with them either.

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?

My current one. Selling seafood to criminals, idiots and assholes.

58 What’s brown and sticky?

Rooster poop.

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?

I used to dream that I was riding a horse and a soldier I took for dead jumped up and speared me. Had that dream a number of times. Never got a good look at the bastard though. Now I don’t get enough sleep to dream.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?

I’ve played on or produced seven so far, but I’m working on three currently. My favorite was the debut from The Red Plastic Buddha – Sunflower Sessions. But I think our next one is going to be much better.

61 Where in the world would you like to go?

India

62 Favourite kind of cloud?

Cumulo ning nong hannapan. Ok, I made that up. Don’t remember the names of clouds.

63 Favourite line from a song?

‘your dolls house darkness/ old perfume and fairy stories / held me high on clouds of sunlight / floating by’ from Matilda Mother – Syd’s Pink Floyd. What great imagery!

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?

It works for some people, but not for me. Chicago is a big city, and everyone on tour passes through here. So booking agents have a glut of willing talent. As result, you get lots of crappy bills where bands don’t match up well. I’ve had success in building my own little scene though with some excellent local bands. We’ve even been able to work with a few touring national acts that got in a bind (High Dials come to mind) Hoping to do more Psychedelic Saturday showcases when we’re done with the studio.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)

Arthur Lee on vocals, Syd Barrett on guitar, Bruce Foxton on bass, Ringo Starr on drums and Robyn Hitchcock as the utility infielder.

66 Favourite cover art?

I couldn’t choose a favorite.

67 Early bird or night owl?

Kind of a late afternoon sparrow actually.

68 Which of the seven sins are you?

Pride, but I envy sloth.

69 Three words people use to describe you?

Fearless. Smart. Funny.

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?

Hug my wife until I can’t feel her anymore.

71 Do you support any sports teams?

Any Chicago team except the White Sox.

71 What do you want for Christmas?

Gummi Bears.

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?

The Hoa Hoas. Went to their label and bought their CD.

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?

I mostly cook on the grill, these days. Tomorrow, I’m grilling wild salmon with terriyaki and lime.

74 What’s the first thing you remember?

Being in my crib while my mom was away, watching my father rocking himself to sleep while supposedly keeping an eye on me.

75 How do you go about writing a song?

I just write down what I hear in my head. It’s usually a vocal line with melody – just falls together. If I don’t write it down, it transforms into something else. They keep coming back until I make them actual songs.

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

My father, except it looks like he’s trying to be a rock star. Silly man.

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?

No one does anything alone. Remember to say THANK YOU every day.

78 Do you smoke?

No.

79 Tell us a joke?

A guy dies and finds himself face to face with Satan. Naturally, he’s shaking in his boots. Satan sees him and says with a big smile ‘hey man, welcome to hell’. ‘I can see that you’re scared, but don’t worry, you’ll like it here. Hell is GREAT!’

The guy’s not buying it, so Satan asks ‘tell me, did you like to gamble in life?’
Timidly the guy answers ‘yes’.
‘Well you’re going to LOVE it here on Mondays. We’re playing cards, slots, dice, whatever you like to bet on, WE’RE DOING IT. You keep your winnings, it’s great!’
The guy seems a little relieved. Satan continues, ‘Tell me, did you like to drink in life?’
A little more confidently, the guy answers ‘yeah’.

Satan says ‘That’s GREAT! You’re going to LOVE it here on Tuesdays! All day long it’s an open bar – you can have anything you want, as much as you want and it’s ALL FREE!!!’

The guy is feeling better still. So Satan asks ‘Tell me, did you enjoy drugs in life?’ The guy answers ‘hell yeah!’ Satan claps his hands and says ‘That’s GREAT!!! Wednesday is drug day. Anything you want: pot, pills, acid, heroin, you name it – it’s YOURS! You’ll be so high, you can tell God to kiss your ass’

By now the guy is feeling good. Satan asks ‘Tell me, were you a homosexual in life?’ The guy shakes his head and says ‘no’.

Satan shrugs his shoulders and says ‘well, you’re not going to like it here for the rest of the week.”

80 Pick a card, any card?

joker

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?

“Why do you want this job?”

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?

Christ’s crucifixion. I think he could have used some real mates to lend a hand.

83 Favourite philosopher?

Buddha.

84 Do you have any pets?

Five cats, one big-headed dog and a rooster.

85 Ever climbed a mountain?

Yes.

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?

Sell seafood to shit-heads.

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?

I’m on a first-name basis with most of my demons.

88 Favourite poet?

Yevgeny Yevtushenko.

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?

Hurt an innocent.

90 Adrenalin junky?

Still way more adventurous than most, but I’m slowing down.

91 What bands have you been in?

Eleven 20 Nine, Sub Rosa, Larry O Dean & The Fumble Bunnies, The Me Decade, Hop on Pop, The Pralines, The Red Plastic Buddha (currently)

92 Favourite board game/computer game?

Chess.

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.

We’ve got some sort of mini-disc multi-track Tascam thingie down in the basement. I’ve never used it. I just don’t have time to master all the details of home recording. I prefer to leave some things to the experts.

94 A character you love from a book or a film?

Sidney Carton (Tale of Two Cities)

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?

Not sure, but I know she’s smart, wears her hair in bangs, looks great in fishnet stockings and is most likely French. It’s probably for the best that we’ve never met.

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?

Baboons and eagles. I want my own flock of flying monkeys.

97 What kind of drunk are you?

A retired one. I used to be a happy, amorous one.

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?

I remember wearing out a 7” of The Kinks’ Lola.

99 What are your musical plans for the future?

The Red Plastic Buddha are currently tracking two CDs to be released in June and December of 2010. Also producing the next CD for The Pralines. There’s a better than good chance that I may start a label at some point next year.

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

http://www.myspace.com/redplasticbuddha

http://www.auntiefashions.com

Somebody somewhere give that man a record deal!

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?
- I suppose, ‘Pet Sounds’… In case you were wondering, my top 5 are, in order, ‘Pet Sounds’, ‘Sgt. Pepper’, ‘VU & Nico’, ‘Troutmask Replica’, ‘Forever Changes’. Obvious, I know, but they’re obvious for a reason.

2 Who is your favourite artist?
- Francis Bacon, when his work was good, it was amazing. I’d like to write a song about it some day. I can imagine it sounding like Scott Walker’s last couple of records.

3 Favourite chord?
- There are a couple of things I’ve made up which unfortunately, I’m fond enough of to include in half my songs. Not out of choice, my brain is just wired to hear certain things next. Of the obvious chords, I like 9ths. I try not to use them too much because they make everything sound too jazzy. But when you use them once in a while, especially if you use (for example) an A major 9th with a big thick E over the top… it sounds great. On piano I like C, you can let your mind wander and just go off in a drone.

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?
- A certainly hope so!

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?
- Green, I don’t care all that much, I just wanted to go as left as possible because there was alot of talk about the BNP.

6 Favourite fiction writer?
- I don’t read much fiction, I don’t feel like I’m learning anything. I really enjoyed Tom Wolfe’s ‘Electric Kool Aid Acid Tests’ (of course!) which is partially fiction.

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?
- John, Paul, Brian, Don, George (H or M)

8 What pisses you off?
- Oh, so much. Not sleeping, it really bugs me.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?
- It’s really hard to say. Because recordings never end up as you hoped they would, you can write a song and think “Christ, I’ve really done it here” and the recording just sounds flat and nothingy. By the same token, you can write a song which sounds pretty average and the recording works out really well (which is what happened with my latest song ‘Sally’s Yard’. I’m quite proud of it now that it’s recorded).

10 One wish – what would it be?
- Just a soundproof room with enough space for my stuff. Maybe with a mellotron and a couple of ribbon mics.

11 Favourite band?
- The Beatles, I can’t imagine ever giving a different answer.

12 3 websites worth checking out?
- www.myspace.com/thefallingfloors (obviously), Captain Beefheart’s wikipedia page (I check it every day with a lump in my throat half expecting it to say “1941 – 2009″), and www.lego.com

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?
- Alot of Queens of the Stone Age and Kyuss and stuff like that.

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?
- My girlfriend managed to go her entire life thinking that Chupa Chups were called Chub Chubs.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?
- I’d really like to be able to play flute.

16 Preferred mode of travel?
- I hate cars, I freak out on the motorway. Trains or planes I don’t mind, because any time one of them crashes you hear about it on the news, but cars crash every day.

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?
- I don’t have one. I write most songs while walking, and that can’t happen with iPods.

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?
- Both!

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?
- Jonathan Richman, I never wanted it to end.

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?
- Paul McCartney’s song for Rupert the Bear, the sleeve is horrendous.

21 Favourite drink?
- Kahlua.

22 Drug of choice?
- Meth under the eyelids.

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
- A ruff.

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?
- Brown lipstick.

25 Are you good at any sports?
- None.

26 Last book you read?
- Revolution in the Head, I keep coming back to it as a reference guide.

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?
- Oh, Paul McCartney.

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?
- Oh, Paul McCartney.

29 Describe your music in three words?
- Could be better/worse (I can’t decide).

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?
- Paul McCartney.

31 Favourite comedian?
- Mitch Hedberg.

32 What colour is your front door?
- Clear.

33 Favourite film?
- Duck Soup.

34 A quote that stuck in your head?
- “That woman had a fish for a head!” “Well that’s her problem”

35 Favourite subject at school?
- Art.

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?
- Bill Murray.

37 What music makes you want to dance?
- ‘Only Seventeen’ by the Beattlettes.

38 What should they write on your gravestone?
- As long as it’s in neon I don’t care.

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
- Just that one that cuts through Hulme near the Job Centre. I made it once, but I had to get the bus back.

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?
- I wrote my first song in junior school. All I remember is that I drew a picture of the Eiffel Tower at the top of the notation page, and I have no idea what I wrote because I can barely even read tab now. Maybe it was like John Cage or something.

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?
- An old queen.

42 Favourite smell?
- Certain plastics.

43 Favourite sound?
- Someone else using a hair dryer, a vacuum cleaner in the next room, standing near the extractor fan at night. Those big warm mechanical sounds.

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?
- Climbing frame.

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?
- Paul McCartney!

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?
- www.myspace.com/oldkingmusic

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?
- Search ‘Falling Floors Nexus’.

48 Cats or dogs?
- Cats.

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?
- I’d play the calliope.

50 Favourite book?
- ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice’ by Brian Wilson.

51 Have you ever been on TV?
- I certainly hope not.

52 Have you ever been arrested?
- No.

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?
- I always wanted to do ‘The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore’.

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?
- I thought I did when I was a kid, he was stood on top of a house.

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?
- Strong, with a couple of sugars. I get headaches if I don’t drink enough coffee.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?
- I’m Psychedelicate!

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?
- Working behind a bar. It’s like working in a bookshop, except when someone pays for a book, you have to write it yourself, quickly, and write it well. And the customer is drunk.

58 What’s brown and sticky?
- Brown lipstick!

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?
- I used to, about elephants and a mountain.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?
- That all depends on what you mean by ‘released’…

61 Where in the world would you like to go?
- I love Paris, if I could speak French I’d go back there and never return.

62 Favourite kind of cloud?
- Lemonaide.

63 Favourite line from a song?
- “Fur is wonderful, fur’s not leather, furthermore I love you furever!”

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?
- I don’t see much of it. I suppose it’s much the same as it is anywhere.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)
- Scott Walker, Jacques Dutronc, Paul McCartney, Hal Blaine, Alan Hawkshaw.

66 Favourite cover art?
- All the Philips Twen records.

67 Early bird or night owl?
- Owl.

68 Which of the seven sins are you?
- Omega 3.

69 Three words people use to describe you?
- Could be better/worse (I can’t decide).

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?
- Listen to ‘Golden Slumbers/Carry that Weight/The End’. I think I’d have time.

71 Do you support any sports teams?
- None.

71 What do you want for Christmas?
- Money to put out a record. Or a record deal.

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?
- I really liked The Hoborchestra track at the start of DG6.

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?
- Toast.

74 What’s the first thing you remember?
- Losing a balloon.

75 How do you go about writing a song?
- Wait for it to happen.

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
- A grey-haired old man staring back at me.

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?
- “Just try a little bit”

78 Do you smoke?
- Do you joke?

79 Tell us a joke?
- Tell us a smoke?

80 Pick a card, any card?
- I’m sick of cards.

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?
- “How much do you think you’ve earned?”

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?
- 1960, to see what it was like when music existed for a decade.

83 Favourite philosopher?
- Is there a non-pretentious answer to this? No, I don’t think so. I guess I’ll say Satre, it’s more relevent than Plato or anything.

84 Do you have any pets?
- George is at my parent’s house.

85 Ever climbed a mountain?
- Not physically.

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?
- I work in a bookshop called Magma and I DJ at a bar called Big Hands.

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?
- I hope not.

88 Favourite poet?
- Leonard Cohen I guess.

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?
- What WOULDN’T I do more like!

90 Adrenalin junky?
- Not even slightly.

91 What bands have you been in?
- I was in a couple in college, then I was a group called Horse Hair, we released a 3″ CD and a tape, both in paisley fabric. You can hear it at www.myspace.com/hosehairhorsehair

92 Favourite board game/computer game?
- Shithead.

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.
- A few shit microphones, an old 70′s desk, a digital multitrack (because I usually play everything myself), then I mix it down to 1/4″ tape on a TEAC A-3340S.

94 A character you love from a book or a film?
- Roberto Benigni’s character in Down By Law.
95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?
- Serge Gainsbourg.
96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?
- A human and an animal. It would make a humanimal I suppose.
97 What kind of drunk are you?
- Changes every time.
98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?
- I guess, ‘Rated R’ when I was 12. It had a pretty all-encompassing impact on me at the time.
99 What are your musical plans for the future?
- Definately keep on making records, maybe never play live ever again.
100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?
- I mentioned it already. www.myspace.com/thefallingfloors

And now we boldly go where even the brave dare not tread – the marvellous mind of Jon Fink…

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life
- what would it be?
hmm, my desert island disc collection. Duh

2 Who is your favourite artist?
Hundertwasser and Robert Parke harisson

3 Favourite chord?
B7

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?
No, G-man O.D. can impress all the chicks, he has every growing
muscles and tiny hands to be able to still pick a flower or two!

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?
The one with the lever

6 Favourite fiction writer?
Scott Tompson
7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?
Sitting Bull, 16 year old Jesus, barely legal Betty Davis, Howard
Hughes, and 66 Brian Wilson

8 What pisses you off?
Being walked into. Or hit by cars, is a new thing that pisses me
off. I also don’t like when people try to hand me a flier about being
green, and then I say no, and then they fallow me to my bike telling
me if i go i can win a bike, then i say fuck off, and they start
yelling at me.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?
Something, still don’t believe it

10 One wish – what would it be?
Time travel, or power of machineless flight

11 Favourite band?
Dick Scabby and the Yeast Infections.

12 3 websites worth checking out?
http://www.dacapomusicexchange.com/ (the old site was better, but the pictures are still there)

http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/02/20/diagnosis-donald-duck-suffers-from-ptsd/

http://www.old-picture.com/indians/Indian-Costume.htm

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?
It was a Pearl Jam Vitalogy poster of a side show act with a guy who had a snake rapped around him. I might have bought that at the first real rock concert i went to.

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?
hmm, can’t say i know

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?
Piano like Scott Joplin and Beethoven piano sonatas

16 Preferred mode of travel?
Bicycle, or dream

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?
1. It’s the Best Thing For you-Alexander Spence
2. Nobody’s Fault but My Own-beck
3. I’m Yours, You’re Mine – Morphine
4. Force Field-Beck
5. Weed Green Yard-The October Terminus

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?
Sledging?

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?
Ween played for 6 hours one night. It was like a party that Ween
played. They were talking to the crowd and giving out cigs and beer.
Then, a show I played with Meghan Geiss and Sgt Dunbar. When we
played, it was a house party, I was sure that the goal was to break
through the floor. I was excited and nervous it would happen.

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?
Avril

21 Favourite drink?
Coca Cola

22 Drug of choice?
I guess its caffeine, or sprouts.

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
Panther, or a tiger. Or a human

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?
I am a blue, I’d like to be a green

25 Are you good at any sports?
hj?

26 Last book you read?
In Cold Blood by Truman Capote. I am reading The Man Who Mistook His Wife For a Hat right now.

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?
Not again

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?
not again

29 Describe your music in three words?
Dustbowl surf rock

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?
Someone with a big private boat on the ocean

31 Favourite comedian?
Brian Regan, mitch hedberg, Louis C.K.

32 What colour is your front door?
hmm, grrreean?

33 Favourite film?
Ed Wood

34 A quote that stuck in your head?
You have your ROAD bike one the side WALK -Jonathan Fink

35 Favourite subject at school?
History

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?
The one that is one film away from suicide

37 What music makes you want to dance?
Off the Wall-Michael Jackson

38 What should they write on your gravestone?
Like a bird on a wire

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
6

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?
6 years old

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?
A rubber band, I saw a needle wink it’s eye

42 Favourite smell?
so many smells to keep life going. Coffee, bbq, vagina

43 Favourite sound?
well played clarinets

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?
Chute or climbing frame

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?
Paul (fuck you all, John was an asshole too)

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?
Real Burnoutsd, October Terminus.

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=B1IME451NDY&feature=player_embedded

48 Cats or dogs?
Cats

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?
One armed carnie

50 Favourite book?
dr. seuss oh the places you’ll go

51 Have you ever been on TV?
unfortunately

52 Have you ever been arrested?
unfortunately

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?
My Way-Elvis

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?
Seen 1, heard another

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?
Latte or Oolong tea

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label
yourself, what gang would you be in?
Punk, Mod, Beatnik

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?
Making pizza’s at a childrens pizza restaurant. Employees stole food all the time and I would have to remake it. The boss was a cunt, he never did a thing

58 What’s brown and sticky?
Sugar Daddy

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?
I had one once

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?
10ish, Something Else by Dead Canaries

61 Where in the world would you like to go?
Spain, New Zealand , to bed

62 Favourite kind of cloud?
clouds that look like giant breasts full of milk

63 Favourite line from a song?
and she likes to go down on me and I like to go down on her too.

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?
I dont see it, but it has zydeco in it

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)
Steven Small, Luke Human, me, Meghan Geiss, Katie Saul

66 Favourite cover art?
The original idea for I Do Not Currently Own a Spaniard, or the one we used

67 Early bird or night owl?
Early Bird

68 Which of the seven sins are you?
Probably Envy

69 Three words people use to describe you?
Piece of blank

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?
I have always wanted to get hit by a bus full of unsuspecting little kids.

71 Do you support any sports teams?
nope

71 What do you want for Christmas?
A wooden clarinet

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?
Like Brownish Skies-Fig mints

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?
Yup

74 What’s the first thing you remember?
bad stuff, bad wall paper, fake laughs

75 How do you go about writing a song?
It sort of just happens

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
It always changed. I don’t believe it

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?
Dont fuck with me punk!

78 Do you smoke?
nope

79 Tell us a joke?
A guy goes to a halloween party with out a shirt, socks, shoes, or a hat. The host says you need a costume, the guest says, I have one,
the host asks, What are you? He responds, I am a premature
ejaculation, I came in my pants! BAZING!

80 Pick a card, any card?
this one

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?
Dad?

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?
France, 1780

83 Favourite philosopher?
Marx. Being in the Southern U.S. I felt like saying Jesus. I took a
class in the north, and the teacher was a priest, and we talked about
Jesus, and he said Jesus was just copying everyone else of the time,
and nothing special. So Jesus

84 Do you have any pets?
Louis, Fry, and Beck. There are songs about all of them

85 Ever climbed a mountain?
In a car

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?
Nothing

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?
Dysthymia at this point

88 Favourite poet?
Leonard Cohen

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?
can’t say, sure could use that money right now

90 Adrenalin junky?
Arnold Layne-I needed a piece for my Halloween costume. It was fun

91 What bands have you been in?
Ages of Green, Fun with Boxes, The New Wave Dirt, Dead Canaries, Kaleidonauts, Hoborchestra

92 Favourite board game/computer game?
Monopoly

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.
Mbox Protools and reason. Couple mics and a digital hand held stereo Tascam

94 A character you love from a book or a film?
Nancy Clutter

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?
Napoleon, or Cleopatra

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they
be? And what would it make?
Don’t mix the colors, I like them that way.

97 What kind of drunk are you?
angry

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?
Thriller by Michael Jackson is the reason I am who I am.

99 What are your musical plans for the future?
shhhh

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?
myspace.com/deadcanaires
cozyhomerecords.com

Fasten your seatbelts, it’s the chainsaw-wielding Godfather of Lo-Fi and the man who made this all technologically possible, pulling the computer strings behind The Daydream Generation, Cozy Home Records, Transatmopheric, and many others. Also he makes a beautiful racket himself with projects like HANDWITHLEGS, and again, many others… it’s THE Tim Schram.

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?
-It would have to be a mix

2 Who is your favourite artist?
-Justin Broadrick
3 Favourite chord?
-Any

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?
-Yes, he enjoys toying with us apparently

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?
-Obama
6 Favourite fiction writer?
-Philip K Dick

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?
-Philip K Dick, Carl Sagan, Arthur C Clark, Isacc Asimov and Jesus

8 What pisses you off?
-Callousness
9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?
-Couldn’t say

10 One wish – what would it be?
-That the world be invaded by extraterrestrials
11 Favourite band?
-4 way tie between Tom Waits, Gangstarr, the Melvins and Justin Broadrick

12 3 websites worth checking out?
-www.cozyhomerecords.com / www.mixedtape.us / www.doihaveswineflu.org/

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?
-Godflesh/Helmet/Skinny Puppy/Gangstarr/Beck/Dead Kennedys

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?
-The last time I was visiting Paul Burnout, Arthur Rules & Bobby Rogan were there too. I have pictures

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?
-Piano

16 Preferred mode of travel?
-Train

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?
1. Mission of Burma – SSL 83 (from The Sound The Speed The Light)
2. Clint Mansell – 3 Year Stretch (from MOON o.s.t)
3. Three Mile Pilot – Year of No Light (from Another Desert, Another Sea)
4. Hal Blaine – Hallucinations (from Psychedelic Percussion)
5. Zach Hill – Dark Art (from Astrological Straits)

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?
- I assume you mean sledding,
19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?
- Melvins, this past september, as part of my drunken bachelor party

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?
- Im not embarrassed by any
21 Favourite drink?
-Jameson & Water on the rocks
22 Drug of choice?
- the Weed

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
-And elephant

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?
- #81b176
25 Are you good at any sports?
-No, but I enjoy frisbee

26 Last book you read?
-Podkayne of Mars, Robert Heinlein

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?
-”I really wish I didnt have arthritis at 30″

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?
- Traveling through Space, did I lock the doors?

29 Describe your music in three words?
Creepy, Percussive, Reverb

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?
-Rush Limbaugh, and I’d kill myself
31 Favourite comedian?
-George Carlin

32 What colour is your front door?
-Green
33 Favourite film?
-Blade Runner

34 A quote that stuck in your head?
-blank

35 Favourite subject at school?
-Architectural Drawing

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?
-I truly dont know

37 What music makes you want to dance?
-60 garage rock
38 What should they write on your gravestone?
-”DEAD”

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
-37

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?
-Age 16

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?
- http://www.urlesque.com/2009/09/22/glamourpuss-the-enchanting-world-of-kitty-wigs/
42 Favourite smell?
- Popcorn
43 Favourite sound?
- An empty steel dumpster

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?
- I’m guessing a climbing frame is your way of saying a Jungle Jim?

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?
-Never really listened to them (I know, I know)

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?
-THE REAL FUCKING BURNOUTS www.therealburnouts.com

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?
-Maybe not the world, but my clients: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2a8TRSgzZY

48 Cats or dogs?
-Cats
49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?
-A clown drummer
50 Favourite book?
- Childhoods End, Arthur C Clark

51 Have you ever been on TV?
-Yes

52 Have you ever been arrested?
-Yes, 3 times

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?
-None. I dislike karaoke

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?
-I dont believe in them

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?
-A cup of black tea, then an iced coffe

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?
-Punk Asshole

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?
- Personal Assistant

58 What’s brown and sticky?
-Glue

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?
-All of my dreams that I can recall are always nightmares

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?
-Wow, released or recorded? 19 Albums are available to the public. Probably near 100 recorded

61 Where in the world would you like to go?
-Australia

62 Favourite kind of cloud?
-Sparse ones

63 Favourite line from a song?
- “I got a gun the size of a black hole, I shoot planets” RZA (it’s all about the delivery, not my favorite, but the 1st one that came to mind)

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?
-I live in the country, so there is NO scene, but I work in NYC, so I get my fill of whatever I want

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)
-All clones of myself, I think we’d work great together
66 Favourite cover art?
-Ministry “Filth Pig” always cracks me up

67 Early bird or night owl?
-Both, depends on the day

68 Which of the seven sins are you?
-None

69 Three words people use to describe you?
-When I asked, I was told “Shut Up”

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?
-A drink, a smoke and a kiss from my wife

71 Do you support any sports teams?
-Katie Burnouts’ Roller Derby team

71 What do you want for Christmas?
-My garage to be sheet-rocked

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?
-Kind of cheating, since I played on it, but THE DROWNED COMMITTEE “She Says”

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?
-If I try

74 What’s the first thing you remember?
-Riding in the back of my mothers chevy nova in 1983, laughing hysterically

75 How do you go about writing a song?
-Most of the time, I record the beats and then make up the rest

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
-An Angel (wink wink)

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?
-”You can do anything”
78 Do you smoke?
-I am trying to quit, down to one a day…

79 Tell us a joke?
-This is the only joke i ever remember & I’ve told it thousands of times: “A skeleton walks into a bar, he orders a beer, and a mop”

80 Pick a card, any card?
-I dont play cards

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?
-”What do I smell like?”

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?
-To see some motherfuckin dinosaurs
83 Favourite philosopher?
-None

84 Do you have any pets?
-A very obese cat named Rejinald, he has AIDS and he like to brush his teeth (seriously, ask Bobby)

85 Ever climbed a mountain?
-Yup

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?
-I am an Interactive Designer at a large media company in NYC

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?
-Who knows
88 Favourite poet?
-Not a big fan of poetry

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?
-Kill a baby
90 Adrenalin junky?
-Sometimes

91 What bands have you been in?
-More than 10

92 Favourite board game/computer game?
-Risk

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.
- 24″ imac w/ Cubase Studio Pro, Alesis FW 16, akai MPD controller, studiophile B monitors, two drumsets plus triggers, 3 drum machines 12 toy keyboards, a room full of percussion stuff, a bunch of sheet metal, 9 condenser mics, my friends bass & guitars & amps, a 2000 watt PA, 1987 roland JUNO, a tons of stuff really…

94 A character you love from a book or a film?
-Wall-E

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?
-Who knows

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?
-An elephant & a bat. It would be an elebat.

97 What kind of drunk are you?
-silly & rambunctious
98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?
-Beck, Stereopathetic Soul Manure

99 What are your musical plans for the future?
-To never ever stop playing music

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?
-Go to www.timschram.com, links to a bunch of my sites are there
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Ladies and gentlemen… the one and only Syd Lane.

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?
Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

2 Who is your favourite artist?
Brian Wilson

3 Favourite chord?
D minor

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?
Maybe Goddess can.

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?
I don’t vote. I don’t trust in or approve of the government, and I think politicians are dangerous. They’re all on the same team anyway, the supposed different parties are there just to make the proles feel comfortable and to project the illusion of choice and democracy.

6 Favourite fiction writer?
Hakuri Murakami

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?
Elliott Smith, Bob Dylan, Ian Curtis, Neil Young, and Beethoven

8 What pisses you off?
How sassy everyone is now. How it’s cool to be dumb. That no one knows what music is anymore, and that history keeps repeating itself and we never learn. That drugs and sex are illegal. That we spend trillions of dollars on weapons every year, when we could take that money and use it to feed, clothe, and home every single human on the planet – not ONE person left out… But we don’t.

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?
Astride A Grave from my latest record It Begins In Beauty

10 One wish – what would it be?
That Jer and I could be American Indians hundreds of years before the white people landed. We’d live in Canada, in un-touched nature, life would be difficult but pure and beautiful. We wouldn’t know the meaning of posessions or money and greed.

11 Favourite band?
The Beach Boys

12 3 websites worth checking out?

http://www.myspace.com/chansonsdegeste

http://www.myspace.com/theloadedwhispers

http://pupe.ameba.jp

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?
Hanson! Lots and lots of posters of Hanson.

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?
Last night, after I figured out that the way to deal with difficult people is pure unadulterated psychedelia.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?
I could learn and play any instrument, it’s only a matter of whether they’re available to me or not. But the next instrument I’d like to learn is Cello.

16 Preferred mode of travel?
Train. Trains all the way. They travel at the perfect speed, you have room to walk around, and you can see the countryside. Boats are my absolute favourite mode of travel, but unfortunately I don’t live on the water anymore.

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?
Can’t Buy Me Love – The Beatles
Bridge Over Troubled Water – Simon And Garfunkel
See My Friends – The Kinks
Waterloo Sunset – The Kinks
Christines Tune – The Flying Burritto Brothers

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?
Tobogganing

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?
Mercury Rev in Waterford when I got to open for them.

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?
I’m not embarassed by any music I’ve liked. There was a reason at the time I liked it, and I don’t subscribe to any rules of coolness.

21 Favourite drink?
Shirley Temple with a maraschino cherry. A few maraschino cherries actually.

22 Drug of choice?
Marijuana.

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A snow leopard.

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?
Black.

25 Are you good at any sports?
Yes, I’m athletic.

26 Last book you read?
Charles Chaplins autobiography.

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?
Why am I an insomniac who can never sleep, why do I never feel rested?

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?
Will I be able to sleep tonight, or will I lay here all night thinking of all the things I want to be doing until it’s morning and I have to get up.

29 Describe your music in three words?
Genius, Truthful, Emotional

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?
I’d be the president of The United States (who is really, let’s face it, the president of the world)… I’d disban the government, bring all the troops home, end the war, and use all the money to make sure every single person in the world was fed, sheltered, and understood, thus abolishing the resentments which are a great factor in causing wars in the first place.

31 Favourite comedian?
Bill Hicks

32 What colour is your front door?
Mahogany

33 Favourite film?
Buffalo 66

34 A quote that stuck in your head?
You’re all people softened by the false reflection of loss

35 Favourite subject at school?
Art, everything else was intolerable for me. School is a state sponsored manufacturer of echoes.

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?
Gene Tierney would play me, she’s the only one precocious enough.

37 What music makes you want to dance?
N.E.R.D

38 What should they write on your gravestone?
I want to be cremated, and my ashes thrown to the wind, I don’t want to be pickled, boxed up, and buried underground. Though if I were to be buried, I’d want to be buried naturally, just buried naked so my body could actually go back to the earth. In that case, I still wouldn’t have a headstone. Bury me under a tree so I can nourish it.

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
I’d call a man a man when he is able to be completely emotionally honest.

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?
5 years ago.

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?
I’m having a difficult time choosing, because there have been so many weird things… But I’ll say, the father-daughter and mother-son dances in American high schools. When I moved there, and everyone was getting so excited about it, I thought it must be a joke. It wasn’t.

42 Favourite smell?
Pho

43 Favourite sound?
Grand Piano, in a large hall

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?
Climbing Frame AND swings

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?
Argh, I really cannot choose. Paul and John write the most consistantly brilliant songs, but Georges solo record is the best of the bunch, and Ringo is so clever and witty. Can’t choose.

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?
I don’t have any friends.

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?
I really don’t know.

48 Cats or dogs?
Cats, all the way. Dogs are too needy, too willing to please. I like a challenge.

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?
I’d be a gymnist/acrobatic type person

50 Favourite book?
The complete collection of Emily Dickinsons poems.

51 Have you ever been on TV?
Yes, when I was eight and I won a music scholarship from the Toronto Conservatory of Music for Piano. It was a competition held every year, a music festival, and I won the overall category.

52 Have you ever been arrested?
No, although I break the law every day in more than one way.

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?
I can’t stand karaoke!! It’s not fun to me to listen to people who can’t sing and the whole thing is just too camp and happy for me.

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?
No, but I’ve heard a ghost. My sister and I were sitting under the dining room table singing Disney songs… we were singing “whistle while you work” but we couldn’t do the whistling part, so we were humming it… The next time we came to “Whistle while you work” there was a clear and loud whistle in the tune of the song. We were alone in the house, and when we heard that we both looked at each other and my sister started crying. A minute later, I ventured out to see if anyone was there but they weren’t. My oupa was an avid whistler, and it was probably him. When I told my ouma, she got mad at me and thought I was lying.

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?
I prefer a wee cup of hot chocolate.

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?
I don’t fit into any labels, even if I wanted to. I’m a freak who freaks out the freaks.

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?
Working for PayPal, answering phones in the disputes department. I lost my faith in humanity at that time, with the way customers calling in would treat me. It was the first time anyone ever said “Fuck You” to me, and it was horribly upsetting.

58 What’s brown and sticky?
Marijuana resin

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?
I used to, but not anymore. I used to dream I followed a little cat to a hole in the wall. I look in the hole and I see a little classroom full of little animals. The teacher (a cat) asks me to come in. I say I can’t because the door is too small. She points to a bigger door, and I come in. Once I am inside, she tells me that I can never leave this classroom again. That I am stuck there forever.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?
Six, my favourite is my most recent. It Begins In Beauty.

61 Where in the world would you like to go?
Venice.

62 Favourite kind of cloud?
Cumulus clouds

63 Favourite line from a song?
I used to care but things have changed

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?
Full of dilatantes, fakers, singer-songwriters with guitars singing the most boring songs ever.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)
I’d clone myself, and have myself playing all the instruments and singing harmony.

66 Favourite cover art?
The Best of Leonard Cohen.

67 Early bird or night owl?
Night Owl

68 Which of the seven sins are you?
Sloth. I’m sedentry as fuck. I like to stay in one spot.

69 Three words people use to describe you?
Selfish, Aloof, Ego-centric

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?
I’d start listening to Pet Sounds, and cuddle with Jer till the end.

71 Do you support any sports teams?
No.

71 What do you want for Christmas?
I hate christmas, I celebrate the winter solstice and for that I don’t have presents, we eat good food. If I did celebrate Christmas and I wanted presents, I always want more instruments… but besides that I have everything I need and more.

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?
Is it wrong to choose my own? I’d choose You Kept Me Humble. If I can’t choose mine, I’d say… Grey Dawn by William Carpenter.

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?
Yes! I love to cook, and I love to eat.

74 What’s the first thing you remember?
Looking out over the water of Georgian Bay and hoping I could stay there forever.

75 How do you go about writing a song?
I don’t go about writing songs. They come to me in dreams, or when I’m in the bathtub, or any old time really. They come to me fully formed, and I merely get them out. I could never sit down and choose to write a song.

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
This is a funny question. I rarely look in the mirror, and when I do I’m not really looking at myself… Sounds strange but I don’t really associate with or acknowledge my physical appearance. I see a girl with deep dark unknowable eyes staring back at me, we stare at eachother for a moment and then I walk away.

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?
It’s not happening to me, it’s happening to them.

78 Do you smoke?
Not cigarettes

79 Tell us a joke?
I don’t know any jokes

80 Pick a card, any card?
I’ll take the get out of jail free card

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?
Why I was born to the family I was born to

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?
Ahh, I sort of already answered this! See answer number 10.

83 Favourite philosopher?
Bill Hicks

84 Do you have any pets?
Yes, three cats

85 Ever climbed a mountain?
I would love to… One day man.

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?
Jer works and he pays the rent. I only do music.

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?
Oooh you’re opening a can of worms here! The way I see it, there is no such thing as a psychiatric disorder. In order for there to be disorders, one has to judge it against what is apparently normal. I don’t believe in normal. We’re all fucked up in different ways, and some ways are more socially acceptable than others.

88 Favourite poet?
Bob Dylan

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?
Write dishonest music.

90 Adrenalin junky?
Not really, I like to play it safe.

91 What bands have you been in?
I was in jazz band in highschool… Other than that, it’s always been me on my own.

92 Favourite board game/computer game?
I adore all things Nintendo, and the love affair started in the 80′s with the SNES (still have a snes, and play it on a regular basis)

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.
I use a Roland RD-700GX electric piano, a Roland KC-550 piano amp, a Fender American Telecaster, a cheap little Behringer guitar amp, a Tanglewood acoustic electric, Steinberger Street Guitar , a vintage Blade electric guitar which has been modified (not by me), a Line 6 POD X3, Cubase studio software, and an E-MU 1829 soundcard. I also use an autoharp, a melodica, a Harley Benton jazz bass, a flute, and tambourines and shakers.

94 A character you love from a book or a film?
I love Mary Lennox from The Secret Garden

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?
Leonard Cohen

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?
A cabbit. A cat and a rabbit.

97 What kind of drunk are you?
A sweet drunk. Alcohol softens me and makes me cuddly and nice, whereas when sober I am stoic, serious, and unyielding.

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?
OK Computer by Radiohead

99 What are your musical plans for the future?
Keep making music as long as the muse is speaking to me, get more instruments, get vintage equipment and start recording in analog.

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

http://www.myspace.com/chansonsdegeste

http://www.myspace.com/theloadedwhispers

Next to take the 100 Question plunge is none other than Mr James Lee Redmond, Quixodelia’s finest purveyor of timeless melody…

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?
The Best Of Leonard Cohen

2 Who is your favourite artist?
Don Van Vliet

3 Favourite chord?
E

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?
I’m not answering this one

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?
Rod, Jane and Freddie

6 Favourite fiction writer?
Stephen King (uncool, I know)

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?
Elvis Presley, Buddy Holly, Rod, Jane and Freddie

8 What pisses you off?
Wet socks

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?
Dunno

10 One wish – what would it be?
Happiness

11 Favourite band?
The Ramones

12 3 websites worth checking out?
Dunno

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?
The Doors, Pink Floyd and Emile Prud Homme (check him out)

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?
Tuesday, whilst writing a song called ‘Possibly In The Pantry’.

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?
Guitar

16 Preferred mode of travel?
Time machine

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?
Good Timin’ (Beach Boys) Got To Get You Into My Life (The Beatles) Under African Skies (Paul Simon) Drunk Stripper (Log Bomb)

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?
All of them

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?
The Magic Band in The Carling Academy

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?
I’m not embarrassed by anything I listen to although I must admit most of it is definitely not ‘cool’

21 Favourite drink?
Coffee. The fresh stuff though, none of that freeze dried shit

22 Drug of choice?
What have you got?

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A mole

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?
Red of course

25 Are you good at any sports?
Not particularly

26 Last book you read?
The Wolves Of The Calla by Stephen King. Book 5 in The Dark Tower Series

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?
What time is it?

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?
I’m tired, I need to go to sleep

29 Describe your music in three words?
Rod, Jane and Freddie

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?
Spiderman
Bill Hicks

32 What colour is your front door?
Black

33 Favourite film?
The Graduate

34 A quote that stuck in your head?
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.

35 Favourite subject at school?
English

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?
Dolph Lundgren

37 What music makes you want to dance?
80′s Pop Music

38 What should they write on your gravestone?
I couldn’t care less

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
sixty nine

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?
as a kid

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?
Its a long story, I’ll just say Zig Zag

42 Favourite smell?
Fresh Bread

43 Favourite sound?
Bong

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?
The slide

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?
It changes, never Ringo anymore though.

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?
Tramp Attack

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?
Dunno

48 Cats or dogs?
Dogs

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?
An elephant

50 Favourite book?
Old Man And The Sea by Ernest Hemingway

51 Have you ever been on TV?
Yes

52 Have you ever been arrested?
Yes

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?
80′s Pop Songs

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?
Only on the telly

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?
I like my coffee fresh, half coffee, half semi-skimmed milk with two spoonfuls of demerara sugar

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?
A punk, but not with all the piercings and shit, just the attitude.

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?
All of them

58 What’s brown and sticky?
A stick

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?
I have a flying one where I fly kneeling down. It’s hard to steer and I quite often get stuck up trees.

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?
Just two of my own and I love them equally.

61 Where in the world would you like to go?
New York or Tokyo

62 Favourite kind of cloud?
Nimbus

63 Favourite line from a song?
Erm..the first one

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?
Depends on what you’re into.

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)
I hate this question, I’m not answering.

66 Favourite cover art?
Daniel Johnston Hi, how are you?

67 Early bird or night owl?
Night owl

68 Which of the seven sins are you?
Grumpy

69 Three words people use to describe you?
James Lee Redmond

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?
Cry my fucking eyes out!

71 Do you support any sports teams?
Yes

71 What do you want for Christmas?
Presents

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?
No, meatballs

74 What’s the first thing you remember?
My tricycle

75 How do you go about writing a song?
Dunno

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
Tired eyes

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?
Don’t watch Hollyoaks!

78 Do you smoke?
No

79 Tell us a joke?
Gordon Brown

80 Pick a card, any card?
Jack Of Hearts

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?
What’s up?

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?
1961 Liverpool

83 Favourite philosopher?
Jung

84 Do you have any pets?
No

85 Ever climbed a mountain?
Ben Nevis with my old mate Les

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?
Duck and dive

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?
Many

88 Favourite poet?
Matthew Barton

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?
Die

90 Adrenalin junky?
Just a junkie

91 What bands have you been in?
I’m not telling you

92 Favourite board game/computer game?
Streetfighter 2

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.
A shitty laptop and an SM57

94 A character you love from a book or a film?
McMurphy (One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest)

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?
Adolph Hitler

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?
A hippo and a snake

97 What kind of drunk are you?
Smashed and irresponsible

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?
Future Days by Can

99 What are your musical plans for the future?
I don’t make plans

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=501491681

So before we bow out, here’s a series of interview/questions with all your favourite stars and starlets from the various Daydream Generation and Quixodelic Records projects in the last two and a half years.

Let’s get this ball a-rollin with none other than singer-songwriter-philosophizing-marine-biologist-and-baking-maestro JANE GILMORE.

1 You can take one record to a desert island for the rest of your life – what would it be?
Blue by Joni Mitchell

2 Who is your favourite artist?
Botticelli

3 Favourite chord?
C7

4 Can God invent a rock that he cannot lift?
Yes, but he can just as easily change the nature of that rock so he can lift it.

5 Who did you last vote for in an election?
Ron Paul

6 Favourite fiction writer?
J.D. Salinger

7 If you could invite 5 people to dinner (dead or alive) who would they be?
Wes Anderson, H.D. Thoreau, J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, Jason Schwartzman

8 What pisses you off?
Everything

9 What’s the best song you’ve ever written?
Consensus says “Priorities” but I don’t know

10 One wish – what would it be?
Anarchism

11 Favourite band?
Simon & Garfunkel

12 3 websites worth checking out?
Nope.

13 Posters above your bed when you were a teenager?
Mollusks and Arthropods of the Coastal United States

14 When was the last time you cried with laughter?
3 days ago

15 If you could learn and play one instrument, what would it be?
Djidiroo (sp?)

16 Preferred mode of travel?
Bike

17 Shuffle your iPod – what are the first five songs that play?
Jericho by Joni Mitchell, Magicfish by Birdlips, Cassandra by Bishop Allen, Helplessly Hoping by CSNY, & Long Distance Drunk by Modest Mouse

18 Snowballs, snowmen, or sledging?
Snowballs

19 Best gig you’ve ever been to?
The Like Whatevers at the Loft

20 What’s the most embarrassing record in your collection?
A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar

21 Favourite drink?
Lemonade.

22 Drug of choice?
N/A

23 If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A sparrow

24 And if you were a colour, what colour would you be?
Blue

25 Are you good at any sports?
no

26 Last book you read?
Crito by Plato

27 First thing you think when you get up in the morning?
groan

28 Last thing you think when you go to bed?
The blind is still open

29 Describe your music in three words?
lo-fi, personal, bitter

30 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?
The homeless guy that sits in the library

31 Favourite comedian?
Wanda Sykes

32 What colour is your front door?
I don’t have a front door

33 Favourite film?
The Royal Tenenbaums

34 A quote that stuck in your head?
“I came to the woods to live deliberately…”

35 Favourite subject at school?
Marine biology

36 Which actor/actress would play you in a film about your life?
Thora Birch

37 What music makes you want to dance?
Fleet Foxes

38 What should they write on your gravestone?
Why didn’t you cremate me, idiots?

39 How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
A journey of a 1,000 miles begins with a single step

40 When did you first start writing your own songs?
2006-ish

41 What’s the weirdest thing you ever saw?
girls wearing high heeled shoes

42 Favourite smell?
lemons

43 Favourite sound?
birds

44 Swings, roundabout, chute, or climbing frame?
Yeah… they aren’t called those things here. I guess the swings

45 Who is your favourite Beatle?
George

46 Point us in the direction of a band one of your friends is in?
The Like Whatevers

47 A YouTube video the world should watch?
Chad after Dentist

48 Cats or dogs?
Neither

49 If you had to join the circus what would you be?
The Bearded lady

50 Favourite book?
Franny and Zooey

51 Have you ever been on TV?
yes

52 Have you ever been arrested?
no

53 What songs do you (would you) sing at karaoke?
Blister in the Sun

54 Have you ever seen a ghost?
no

55 How do you like your coffee? Or would you prefer a wee cup of tea?
milk and 2 sugars

56 Punk or Raver? Mod or Goth? Hippy or Beatnik? If you had to label yourself, what gang would you be in?
loner

57 What’s the worst job you ever had?
Babysitting

58 What’s brown and sticky?
cookie dough

59 Do you have any recurring dreams?
makeout dreams

60 How many records have you released and which is your favourite?
1

61 Where in the world would you like to go?
Wherever the buzz of electricity disappears

62 Favourite kind of cloud?
Cirrus

63 Favourite line from a song?
And if you shake her hard enough, she will appear, tonight I think I’ll be staying here.

64 What’s the music scene like where you live?
Pretty indie

65 Who would make up your dream band? (one singer, one guitarist, one bassist, one drummer, plus one extra)
I don’t know

66 Favourite cover art?
Davy by Coconut Records

67 Early bird or night owl?
Early bird

68 Which of the seven sins are you?
Pride

69 Three words people use to describe you?
loud, cynical, funny (but only because they don’t think I’m being serious when I’m cynical)

70 You have ten minutes left to live, what would you do?
Nap

71 Do you support any sports teams?
don’t give a shit

71 What do you want for Christmas?
A bike rack

72 Favourite track from all the Daydream Generation compilations?
Tonight you belong to me by Love Knot

73 Can you cook up a storm in the kitchen?
yes

74 What’s the first thing you remember?
going to the zoo

75 How do you go about writing a song?
the words, then the rest

76 When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
Tired

77 What’s the best advice you were ever given?
just tell them, “The answer is no”

78 Do you smoke?
no

79 Tell us a joke?
no

80 Pick a card, any card?
Ace of Spades

81 One question you’ve never been able to answer?
How do you really feel?

82 If you could travel back in time, when and where would you go?
1840s

83 Favourite philosopher?
Thoreau

84 Do you have any pets?
no

85 Ever climbed a mountain?
yes, Andes

86 What do you do in the real world to pay the rent?
Dishwasher

87 Self-diagnosis: any psychiatric disorders?
Obsessive compulsive disorder, paranoia

88 Favourite poet?
e e cummings

89 What wouldn’t you do for a million dollars?
Everything

90 Adrenalin junky?
nope

91 What bands have you been in?
dead canaries and mine

92 Favourite board game/computer game?
n/a

93 What kind of recording set-up do you have? Equipment etc.
Cheap

94 A character you love from a book or a film?
Amelie

95 Who is the sexiest person in the history of the world?
Jeff Goldblum

96 If you could genetically fuse two animals together what would they be? And what would it make?
I would never ever do that as long as I’m me.

97 What kind of drunk are you?
I’m not one

98 What was the first record that really blew your mind?
Sha Sha by Ben Kweller

99 What are your musical plans for the future?
Recording this winter

100 Got some websites of your own we can visit?
Nope.